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Offline thundley4

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That was blow the belt . . .
« on: February 09, 2009, 02:22:13 PM »
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A STEEL worker blasted a high-pressure air hose up his workmate’s backside — making his intestines explode.
Denis Schwarz, 25, said he only wanted to help his pal who complained of sweaty buttocks.

The blast ruptured the man’s intestines and he almost died.

He was in intensive care for 11 days after emergency surgery.

Schwarz told a court in Leipzig, Germany: “It was just a bit of fooling around.”

His victim told of his “incredible pain”.

Schwarz was given a nine-month suspended prison sentence.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2217463.ece

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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 02:34:07 PM »
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 02:41:20 PM »
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 02:42:46 PM »
For those who see nothing wrong with blowing sunshine up a comrade's butt...
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 04:17:13 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 09, 2009, 02:34:07 PM


Groan...

 :lmao:

Eh, just turn the other cheek. 
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 04:36:53 PM »
ben burch??
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 04:42:59 PM »
Something here doesn't fit reality.  I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born.  Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels.  That air hose had to be inserted. 

This story has a homo air to it.
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 04:44:24 PM »
I think we all know it was.

probably liquor related too.
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 04:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 09, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
Something here doesn't fit reality.  I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born.  Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels.  That air hose had to be inserted. 

This story has a homo air to it.

 :rotf:

Who knows? This guy might've just wanted to whistle the motif to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony out of his ass, and just got carried away.

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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 05:01:06 PM »


probably planned Ode to Joy... became Eve of Dustruction
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 05:43:55 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 09, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
Something here doesn't fit reality.  I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born.  Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels.  That air hose had to be inserted. 

This story has a homo air to it.

A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit. 

Of course, this story does still have a homo whiff in the air to it  :thatsright:
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 06:19:19 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 09, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
Something here doesn't fit reality.  I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born.  Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels.  That air hose had to be inserted. 

This story has a homo air to it.
Do you 'suppose he was just hanging curtains in the kitchen, while naked, and accidently "fell on it"?   :whatever:
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 10:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Gratiot on February 09, 2009, 05:43:55 PM
A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit. 
So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 10:58:07 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 09, 2009, 06:19:19 PM
Do you 'suppose he was just hanging curtains in the kitchen, while naked, and accidently "fell on it"?   :whatever:
A million to one shot, Doc! A million to one!
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 11:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Gratiot on February 09, 2009, 05:43:55 PM
A high pressure air hose, even common 100psi air can easily devastate the human body with a direct hit. 
[youtube=425,350]Y9nN3XNs2yY[/youtube]

Isn't that how they kill cattle now? 
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 11:10:44 PM by Chris »
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 11:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on February 09, 2009, 10:57:35 PM
So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...

We use @120psi air to run air tools at work, and routinely use them to dust ourselves off.  You just have to be really careful around the ears.
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 04:45:08 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on February 09, 2009, 10:57:35 PM
So, basically everyone I worked with for 5 years was just lucky? We all (all!) used the trailer compressor to blow the crap off of us before getting back in the trucks, those babies were pushing 100psi at a lot of CFM...

Honestly, yes.  In fact you've been in violation of OSHA laws.
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 12:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Gratiot on February 10, 2009, 04:45:08 AM
Honestly, yes.  In fact you've been in violation of OSHA laws.

Heaven forbid I be in violation of the hand-wringing REGULATIONS from the pansy-asses at OSHA...
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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2009, 01:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 09, 2009, 11:01:51 PM
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Isn't that how they kill cattle now? 

Steers and queers.

I've been waiting forever to use that movie line. :evillaugh:

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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2009, 01:27:07 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 10, 2009, 12:47:39 PM
Heaven forbid I be in violation of the hand-wringing REGULATIONS from the pansy-asses at OSHA...

Those pansy-asses wield a fair amount of power, actually, especially when it comes to citations. It can be quite expensive ignoring their standards (their operative word for regulations) and God help you if you provide them a document that's out of date and had been superceded by another document which you inadvertently didn't provide.

Just went through that goat-****, and don't ever want to go through that again.

Under the Obama Regime, OSHA's gonna grow a new set of 'nads and it'll get even worse. Under Bush 43, things had settled down somewhat.

No more. The moonbats think that the government is here to help.  :rotf:  :lmao:

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Re: That was blow the belt . . .
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 08:32:20 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on February 09, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
Something here doesn't fit reality.  I have been a proud owner of an airtight backside since I was born.  Blowing air across sweaty buttocks would not rupture bowels.  That air hose had to be inserted. 

This story has a homo air to it.

I agree.  Something doesn't add up.
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