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The Bacon Flow Chart!
« on: February 08, 2009, 04:01:32 PM »


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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 04:08:56 PM »
I love how not having bacon is rightly dismissed so quickly.  :lmao:

Hmmm, I'm hungry now...
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 04:14:38 PM »
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 04:36:34 PM »
The local radio sports guys were having a debate on Friday about whether or not bacon should be crispy or chewy. It was actually getting a little heated. People take their bacon very seriously!  :lmao:
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 07:36:21 PM »
I prefer it crispy.
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2009, 07:39:14 PM »
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2009, 07:40:10 PM »
All this talk of bacon is making my mouth water. I actually have some in my fridge! I could fry some up if I wanted to.
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2009, 07:47:44 PM »
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 07:55:32 PM »
Extra Thick Cut so it's crispy on the outside and chewey in the middle.

Amateurs. :-)
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 08:13:24 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on February 08, 2009, 07:55:32 PM
Extra Thick Cut so it's crispy on the outside and chewey in the middle.

Amateurs. :-)

I don't always buy bacon often, but that's what I get the thick cut.  :)
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 08:14:48 PM »
Quote from: jendf on February 08, 2009, 07:39:14 PM
Chewy!

CRISPY! and that's final!  :p :lmao:
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 08:16:34 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 08, 2009, 08:14:48 PM
CRISPY! and that's final!  :p :lmao:

The Cripsy's have it.

Polls are now closed!

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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 08, 2009, 08:16:34 PM
The Cripsy's have it.

Polls are now closed!

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VOTE FRAUD!  I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED!!

I prefer crispy.  You can't put "chewy" bacon into a sandwich and not have it come out all at once. :(
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 08:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
VOTE FRAUD!  I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED!!

I prefer crispy.  You can't put "chewy" bacon into a sandwich and not have it come out all at once. :(

mmm, bacon sandwich. 
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 08:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
VOTE FRAUD!  I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED!!

I prefer crispy.  You can't put "chewy" bacon into a sandwich and not have it come out all at once. :(

Well ok then...  Since you voted our way, we will let your late vote count.

 :lmao:

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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2009, 08:25:21 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 08, 2009, 08:22:41 PM
Well ok then...  Since you voted our way, we will let your late vote count.

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I've got the votes from 142 other crispy bacon lovers who would like to have them cast.  They, uhh... couldn't wait in line any longer.  Dinner was burning on the stove.  Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket...
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2009, 08:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2009, 08:18:00 PM
VOTE FRAUD!  I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED!!

I prefer crispy.  You can't put "chewy" bacon into a sandwich and not have it come out all at once. :(

A BLT sounds really good right now.  :drool:

Speaking of bacon, I think we ought to delve into a much more controversial topic (in my family, it's an argument that could very well get you kicked out of the family, or divorced :p ):  

Which is better, regular ole bacon from a pig, or from a turkey?  :uhsure:
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2009, 08:26:49 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 08, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
A BLT sounds really good right now.  :drool:

Speaking of bacon, I think we ought to delve into a much more controversial topic (in my family, it's an argument that could very well get you kicked out of the family, or divorced :p ):  

Which is better, regular ole bacon from a pig, or from a turkey?  :uhsure:

Serve turkey "bacon" at my table at your peril.
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2009, 08:28:26 PM »
Turkey bacon is not real bacon.  Real bacon used to have an oink and a tail.
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2009, 08:29:46 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 08, 2009, 08:26:49 PM
Serve turkey "bacon" at my table at your peril.

That's how my family is.  Turkey bacon isn't bad, but its more for health-nuts, and REAL bacon isn't meant to be a health food :p .
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2009, 08:35:48 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 08, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
A BLT sounds really good right now.  :drool:

Speaking of bacon, I think we ought to delve into a much more controversial topic (in my family, it's an argument that could very well get you kicked out of the family, or divorced :p ):  

Which is better, regular ole bacon from a pig, or from a turkey?  :uhsure:

Turkey bacon?  Blasphemer!

Bacon only comes from a pig.
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2009, 08:38:08 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 08, 2009, 08:35:48 PM
Turkey bacon?  Blasphemer!

Bacon only comes from a pig.

I'm not the blasphemer.  That would be a couple of family members who make sure that's the only option available when I go to visit them. :p
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2009, 08:42:26 PM »
Yum...

Real bacon, cooked crisp, crumbled and mixed in with grits.

I'm hungry!
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2009, 08:42:47 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 08, 2009, 08:14:48 PM
CRISPY! and that's final!  :p :lmao:

Agreed! Crispy is best.  :-)
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Re: The Bacon Flow Chart!
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2009, 08:43:54 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on February 08, 2009, 08:38:08 PM
I'm not the blasphemer.  That would be a couple of family members who make sure that's the only option available when I go to visit them. :p

Never visit them again.

They are trying to corrupt your bacon purity!

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