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Offline ScubaGuy

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More online petition fun!
« on: February 08, 2009, 12:25:15 PM »
I know that online petitions go nowhere, but it's fun to screw with the DUmp monkeys.

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Petition to investigate Bush and Cheney for war crimes
   
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To: President Obama

We must go after Bush and Cheney for 1. Lying to the American people for the purposes of engaging this country in an act of illegaly invading a sovereign nation. 2.Being wholly complict in outing a CIA agent. 3. Authorizing warrantless wiretapes. And 4. Authorizing torture. Anything less than investigation and prosecution will be an embarrassment to this country... The reason that you don't torture is to create an international standard of human rights wherein torture is illegal. Many more of our enemies will use torture on us in the future if we lead an international consensus that says it's ok and won't be prosecuted. There is no question that the people who committed torture -- people who killed detainees, for example, as well as those who physically assaulted them -- need to be prosecuted and punished. Period. There is no alternative. I hate to be absolutist, but if we want torture to take place in the future, we should ignore the past. If we want to prevent torture, we should deal with the past so we don't repeat it... We can not tolerate the rape of the people's government and injustice that the Bush Admin has incurred. The people demand accountibility and a sign to others that greed and criminality WILL NOT be allowed to shape America or the world! Investigations and prosecutions MUST be part of OUR MOVING FORWARD! There can be no peace and now freedom until the war criminals Bush and Cheney are in prison.

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http://www.petitiononline.com/856798/petition.html
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 12:39:35 PM »



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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 12:52:33 PM »
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   Name    Address, City,    State Zip Code    Phone number    Comments
102.   Barry Obama    1700 Pennsylvania Ave   Washington, DC       Once I have signatures from all 57 states, I will either prosecute him or see if I can score some coke.
101.   Ima DUmfuk    U812 DUmpville            
100.   Spooked 911                Give me some chicken wire, cement block and kerosene and I can PROVE that he should be punished.
99.   Joanne98                Put him in the same cell as my drug dealing son.
98.   Seemslikeadream                Don't forget to prosecute for blowing up the WTC.
97.   Doug Ferrari        SF       Seeing that my wacko ex-wife signed, I would say this idea sucks.
96.   One Blue Sky                I agree, Obama launched rockets into Pakistan. HE MUST BE PUNISHED NOW
95.   Patricia Leopard                Throw them under the jail!
94.   Gregg Kuljian    44280 Caspar Little Lake Rd.    95460   707-964-5992   Why do we have to ask? Do it!
93.   mark e johnson    san diego   92101       
92.   Ima Moonbat                We need distract people from the failures of Obama, let's go after Bush.
91.   James Lupton                
90.   Pam                You must prosecute war crimes.
89.   God Bless George W. Bush                George Bush kept this country safe and saved American lives...we'll see how many die from Obama's tunnel visioned Ideology
88.   Carolyn Nikkal                Does the law apply to everyone or are we going to permanently declare that the elite are above the law?
87.   Don Green                Mr. President: You took an oath, no excuses for failure to perform.
86.   Stupid Fukk                If I were a smart fukk I'd be a conservative.
85.   Tom Daschle                It should be a crime to not pay one's taxes. Wait. Nevermind.
84.   Skinner at DU                As Karl marx said, "Liberal idiots and workers of the world unite."
83.   Bill Clinton                Damn, I'm horny!!
82.   Howard Dean                Yeaghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 12:58:17 PM »


I guess I have had enough fun for now. :-)
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 01:16:33 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 08, 2009, 12:58:17 PM


I guess I have had enough fun for now. :-)
Excellent.  :lmao:
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2009, 04:25:11 PM »
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108.   A. Booger    Denny's Salad Bar            I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!

107.   Obambi Oblowme                we should impeach Obama for using tax dollars to bring the Palestinians to the USA. Saddam rewarded families with $300 for a suicide bomber, Ohole is giving them access to the USA...Yes these crimes MUST be PUNISHED. Send Obama to GITMO

106.   Mike Littoris    812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs   0U812   696-969-6969   

I'm dying!    :rotf: :lmao:
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2009, 04:27:01 PM »
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108.   A. Booger    Denny's Salad Bar            I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!

ha ha ha ha ha.... :-)
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2009, 04:29:25 PM »
Aw, looks like they turned on moderator approval.  I added:

109.   Dick Cheney    Free           As I told Leahy, "**** yourself."

With the public email address of laughing@youassholes.com.   :-)
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 04:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Chris on February 08, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
ha ha ha ha ha.... :-)

It's from an old NL magazine I read in the 70's.  :-)
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Offline Carl

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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 05:34:30 PM »
 :uhsure:
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 05:39:13 PM »
I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 05:47:58 PM »
Online petitions never turn out well.  Having said that I think this, like internet polls, prove that the majority of Americans are for Bush.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 05:51:29 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 06:53:36 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 08, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
I just noticed that "Pat McGroyne" signed the petition.

Wonder when Kareem O'Wheat will be making his appearance...
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 06:54:42 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on February 08, 2009, 06:53:36 PM
Wonder when Kareem O'Wheat will be making his appearance...

Man, that guy sure gets around.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2009, 08:06:27 PM »
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106.   Mike Littoris    812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs   0U812   696-969-6969 




Bwahahahahahaha - I know Mike.  He has a great sense of humor.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2009, 08:24:26 PM »
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16. Signed, Sealed and Sent
   "123 Signatures Total" so far.

Please sign the petition.

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123.   Jamal Edwards   8 Garrison Street, Boston, MA   02118       
122.   Billy D.DUPree               
121.   R. Limbaugh   Behind The Golden Microphone           I'm still here, B.O. Come and get me.
120.   M. Lewinski   Florida       1-800-555-BLOW   Does Barry need an experienced intern? He looks so stressed I just know I could help him. My blue dress is back from the cleaners and I just stocked up on cigars.
119.   Obama's head   Up Hamas' backside           
118.   Pull my finger               C'mon! Pull it!
117.   Vladimir Lenin               Nice work and a special shout out to my head useful idiot BARRY!! I'm smilin!!
116.   Pat McGroyne               
115.   TominTib    drunk on the street in Tiburon CA.           I still can`t believe I got booted from the DUmp for just a silly little anti semitic remark...hell everyone at DU hates them,I just had the courage to say it out loud. You would think with all the stories I told they would have cut me some slack oh well,btw what is this Stolen Valor thing I am hearing about....oh damn guess that is what a real crime is huh,a violation of a written statute not a political disagreement.....gotta run
114.   greenbriar   The DUmp           Who cares about all that,did I tell everyone about the expensive cruise that my worthless husband took me on? Fell in love with the lounge singer and want him sooooooo bad....btw did I mention how much money I make and all the expensive clothes I buy.....I am soooooooo much better then the rest of you signing this petition from the DUmp.
113.   Barry the messiah   walking on water           Having a nicotine fit here!!!!!!!!!!
 
112.   Ima Dumas               Say No to the O
111.   DingleBerry               Thank you DUmmies for giving us your real names and home numbers..................calls coming soon:)
110.   Michelle Obama   1601 Pennsylvania Ave   10111   702-345-9832   Barack is gay. I want some white dick!
109.   David Allen   223 Imaloser Ave   22091   202-555-1212   Obama sux the big one
108.   A. Booger   Denny's Salad Bar            I'm here but you can't see me! BWAHAHAHA !!!!
107.   Obambi Oblowme               we should impeach Obama for using tax dollars to bring the Palestinians to the USA. Saddam rewarded families with $300 for a suicide bomber, Ohole is giving them access to the USA...Yes these crimes MUST be PUNISHED. Send Obama to GITMO
106.   Mike Littoris   812 Lickme Lane; Apt; Downstairs   0U812   696-969-6969   


Guess he didn`t read what he was so proud of.  :lmao:
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2009, 08:47:40 PM »
You guys are terrible.  :fuelfire:

And funny as hell.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2009, 10:01:05 PM »
Or Ivan Yakenov.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2009, 10:10:45 PM »
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125.    Husb2Sparkly    looking for my manhood           Pleeeeeeease Sparkly let me out of the basement crapper,the cat keeps staring at me from the litterbox. I`ll be good honey...I promise,please let me have the family jewels back for a little while.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2009, 01:33:54 AM »
This is fun.

Check the DUmp. The idiots there haven't even realized we've hijacked this thing.  They think those are real signatures.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 01:43:44 AM by djones520 »
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2009, 01:57:01 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on February 09, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
This is fun.

Check the DUmp. The idiots there haven't even realized we've hijacked this thing.  They think those are real signatures.

They're fascinated by big numbers and shiny objects.  Let me know when one of them notices.
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2009, 06:45:00 AM »
I. B. Stewpid

Aye M. Krazzie

Willie B. Lead

U. Bee Numb

Faye U. Well

Dick Hopper

Donated by a coorperative ACORN worker....... :-)

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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2009, 07:24:46 AM »
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132. Ima Dickhead       Is this going to happen within 24 business hours like that Will Pitt promised the other time on Rove being indicted?
131. UndergroundPanther insane asylum     So what if I am an obese,ugly woman with orange hair that thinks they are a flying male panther......I am one of the most prominent posters at the DUmp and just as sane as anyone else there.
130. Yangen Mipud Looking for dick     They told me at DU if I signed this I could get some free pot and cheetos Cool man where do I go now to get that dudes
129. Haywood Jablome         
128. ima returd3       got to love those petitions that you can sign over and over and over again by yourself.
127. Ima Returd2         
126. Ima Returd         
125. Husb2Sparkly  looking for my manhood     Pleeeeeeease Sparkly let me out of the basement crapper,the cat keeps staring at me from the litterbox. I`ll be good honey...I promise,please let me have the family jewels back for a little while.

 :-)
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Re: More online petition fun!
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2009, 07:55:29 AM »
Oh my.

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133. Atman   Connecticut   Also investigate John C. Fremont, because it all began with him, in 1856.

132. Ima Dickhead       Is this going to happen within 24 business hours like that Will Pitt promised the other time on Rove being indicted?

131. UndergroundPanther insane asylum     So what if I am an obese,ugly woman with orange hair that thinks they are a flying male panther......I am one of the most prominent posters at the DUmp and just as sane as anyone else there.

130. Yangen Mipud Looking for dick     They told me at DU if I signed this I could get some free pot and cheetos Cool man where do I go now to get that dudes

129. Haywood Jablome         

128. ima returd3       got to love those petitions that you can sign over and over and over again by yourself.

127. Ima Returd2         

126. Ima Returd
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