If McCain had won roving bands of neocon Jews would be roaming freely in the streets of America clubbing poor people and stealing all their money (even though, technically, poor people by definition don't have any money) as the last of the rovers dried-up from the sweltering heat of global warming making all us have to survive by eating puppy food made from real puppies as flaming pirhanas rain from the sky.
No, really.
A little bit off topic, but I was getting some stuff at WallyWorld yesterday, and part of my time was in the Electronics/Video department. There, they had a boxed, collector's DVD set entitled (I shit you not):
"Barack Obama: His Life and Struggle". At first I only found myself fighting the urge to ask the moonbat next to me (I was in Boulder county) what exactly has The One had to struggle against in his privileged little life. But later last night, it hit me: there was another '
historic' figure who talked a lot about his struggle; except I seem to recall his titling that work in the German,
Mein Kampf.
Ko-winky-dink?