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Offline Gratiot

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4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« on: February 07, 2009, 01:23:25 PM »
+ lots of alcohol, should =  :cheersmate:

Until you find out she's absolutely psycho and good with a blade  :o  :thatsright:

It's also a sure sign, you've had too much alcohol, valium, and sex when you can sleep through some one doing this to you!  :o

Daily Mail with must see pics

Lancashire Telegraph with a poor pic












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Offline Chris

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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 01:27:38 PM »
Holy crap!  That's crazy.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 01:29:17 PM »
"She's pretty hot and the scars are kind of artistic.  I'd hit it -Jerrod, Manchester

"I'd have hit it too" -Random Bloke

"Lucky it wasn't a bobbit as well!!!" -Jackie, Kent

"There are some people who would pay good money for that." -Bob, Wirral

"I'm a tattooist. I thought you'd like it" -Dominique Fisher

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Offline Miss Mia

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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 01:33:05 PM »
He definitely won't forget that night

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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 01:34:38 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 07, 2009, 01:33:43 PM
I bet I know what her CU name is.


Oh....do tell....
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 01:48:10 PM »
I hate when that happens.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 04:45:43 PM »
Yikes! Well, he will never have to pay for his own beers again. :-)
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 10:30:17 PM »
Pssshh. If I had a name carved into my arm for every night that.... oh, wait...  :uhsure: :-)
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2009, 07:20:21 AM »
At least she didn't carve below the equator
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 07:46:37 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 07, 2009, 01:45:59 PM
Nah, the one at CU who is LIKE that (and you know of whom I am speaking), is not that good looking.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 08:14:37 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 08, 2009, 10:28:28 AM
Actually they may have two like this, but one of them, I'm pretty sure is a shemale.

Me and Rodney Dangerfield, that'd be our luck. .....and she'd have every STD known to man.

The fear of STD's is why my list of "conquest" is so short.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 08:32:31 AM »
How effin drunk do you have to be to not wake up like that?  If he was that drunk, there is a chance that he consented before passing out and didn't remember it.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 08:35:42 AM »
I'd hogtie her first, then hit it.  :evillaugh:
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 08:54:38 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 08, 2009, 10:28:28 AM
No, she posts at CU.
Actually they may have two like this, but one of them, I'm pretty sure is a shemale.




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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 09:07:06 AM »
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From the Daily Mail story:  "She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire."

Four thousand ho's in Blackburn, Lancashire, and he has to pick her!   :rotf:  (Beatles ref)

And thundley4, apparently he was drunk and on Valium, oblivious to anything up to and including nuclear war when she did it.
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Re: 4 Day Fling With a Ridiculously Hot Chick You've Just Met
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2009, 04:38:54 PM »
 :popcorn:

what drugs was he on?
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