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A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
--Gen George S Patton
The moral is to the physical as 3 is to one.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
--Gilbert K. Chesterton
It is incomprehensible that God should exist, and it is incomprehensible that he should not exist.
--Blaise Pascal