Well, Hades, obviously I don't have that magnetism of Wretched Excess, that draws in the chicks.
Actually, I started this because it would've been the first Friday night on conservativecave ever, without a Happy Hour thread, and we don't want that tradition interrupted.
But because I have a really bad headache, I was hoping that once it was started, Schadenfreude or Miss Mia would get it going.
Alas.