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That Stale Smell Of Body odor: Another Lounge Thread
« on: February 05, 2009, 08:00:47 PM »
The only family trip I remember from when I was a kid was our outting to Corpus Christi for a convention my dad had to attend.  I was freshly fourteen.  It was two weeks after my birthday.

On the way down, we stayed at Aquamarina Springs in San Marcus, TX.  I remember the mermaids under the glass-bottom boats.  I remember the wet moss covered limestone wall out our room's window. I remember the Driscoll Hotel in Corpus Christi.  The balcony.  The breakfasts.  The entire idea I was living the life I thought I had been born to live.

I hardly ever took my three-piece suit off during the entire stay.  I was in my element.

I remember calling my best friend Steve back in Dallas from a pay phone at the back of the grand ballroom.  I remember adding quarters to the phone, each time causing a gong sound from the receiver.  (change sound) Dong!  (change sound) Dong!  (change sound) Dong!

On the way back, we stopped in San Antonio.  It was my only visit to The Alamo.  I found it fascinating and disappointing at the same time.  It's so small.   

My wife lives in San Antonio as we speak.  She's there for like two months every winter.  She is in charge of the concession during several events, including the BIG rodeo.  My wife has an apartment and all she needs during this time.  This is, maybe, her seventh year.

I've still never been back to San Antonio....except I remember being hidden from the cops on the Riverwalk many years ago.


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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 08:14:05 PM »
So, if I go to San Antonio I can expect a warm reception from your wife?

Just askin'

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 08:24:42 PM »
So, if I go to San Antonio I can expect a warm reception from your wife?

Just askin'



She is a sweet lady.  I'm sure she would offer to take you out somewhere.

We will be married 38 years this next June 3rd.  I don't think she will forget me for the likes of you, if that's what you meant.

She's been feasting on cavier.  I don't think she craves dog food.  Woof!

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 09:06:45 PM »
She is a sweet lady.  I'm sure she would offer to take you out somewhere.

We will be married 38 years this next June 3rd.  I don't think she will forget me for the likes of you, if that's what you meant.

She's been feasting on cavier.  I don't think she craves dog food.  Woof!

I tips me 'at to ya sir.  I am sure she prefers your saltiness to the sweetness I could provide.  But, of course, that would be depriving Mrs. FD so what's the point, right?

But I'll PM you if one of my travels take me to SA -- I have been there once for a week or so and spent all my time at the Riverwalk but never made it to the Alamo.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 10:18:23 PM »
I tips me 'at to ya sir.  I am sure she prefers your saltiness to the sweetness I could provide.  But, of course, that would be depriving Mrs. FD so what's the point, right?

But I'll PM you if one of my travels take me to SA -- I have been there once for a week or so and spent all my time at the Riverwalk but never made it to the Alamo.


I'm sure Mrs. FD would enjoy the rest.  I think most women perfer the saltiness of real men to that sweetness your type provides. 

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 10:21:39 PM »
 :lmao:
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.â€

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 10:30:19 PM »
Did I ever tell you about the time my future wife and I was necking/parking in a sub-division under construction?  I was sixteen going on seventeen and she was still married to her first husband?

A cop car came around.  The flashlight was in play.  The ugly dude in uniform made me pull up my shirt to expose my unbuttoned pants. 

He was pretty cool though.  He told us not do do that there.  Pig.

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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 10:56:36 PM »
I'm sure Mrs. FD would enjoy the rest.  I think most women perfer the saltiness of real men to that sweetness your type provides. 

Yeah, women hate men that cater to their every physical need... Many times over.
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 11:02:32 PM »
Yeah, women hate men that cater to their every physical need... Many times over.

Orangy-Red shoes are not the answer to everything.  As physical as their shoe needs are, sometimes they just wanna hear us grunt.  It makes them feel like a woman.

I know this is foreign to you.     

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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2009, 11:13:47 PM »
Orangy-Red shoes are not the answer to everything.  As physical as their shoe needs are, sometimes they just wanna hear us grunt.  It makes them feel like a woman.

I know this is foreign to you.     

So that is your "secret" -- bring them shoes!  Damn, I just thought that providing multiple orgasms for them was enough.  Next time I see your wife, it will be the usual PLUS Orangy-Red shoes!

SA will never be the same again.
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2009, 11:32:56 PM »
So that is your "secret" -- bring them shoes!  Damn, I just thought that providing multiple orgasms for them was enough.  Next time I see your wife, it will be the usual PLUS Orangy-Red shoes!

SA will never be the same again.


Now you are just being nasty and dirty.  That's beneath you.  Just like Jorge the pool boy.