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Offline crockspot

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Different twist on an old trick
« on: February 05, 2009, 06:10:50 PM »
Got this email, it could solve ALL my problems!

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LONDON BRIDGE HOSPITAL

27 Tooley Street London ,

SE1 2PR

Dear Beloved Friend in Christ


I approach you in good faith, please don’t be surprised reading this message because it has much to do me and I need your assistant to actualize my dreams and plans to needy in the society. I am Mother. Mary Schneider married to Late Engr. Fritz Schneider a German Citizen who worked with Cleveland Bridge & Engineering Company here in United Kingdom for twenty five Years. My husband died in the AF4590 Concorde Plane Crash July 2000, we are married without any children. View the website <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm>

After the death of my late husband, I decided not to re-marry and presently am 65 years old, and before the death of my husband he deposited the sum of US$11 Million (Eleven Million United States Dollars) with a Security & Finance Vault Company.

Presently, the management wrote me as the next beneficiary because the initial agreement reached by my late husband for collection has expired and because of my critical health am not opportune to conclude this transaction by clearing the consignment from the Security & Finance Vault Company and utilizing the funds as planned because I have a deadly disease called CANCER OF THE LUNGS.

My doctor / physician said my conditions is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that my death is very close because the CANCER stage is becoming worst. Have be hospitalized for the past two years and I have lost the ability to talk. I am an orphan, but my country home origin is United States of America .

Regard to my doctor reports, am scared because death can come at anytime and in respect this I decided to share my feelings and plans with you at this moment in good faith to distribute the funds through your great influence and ability, by utilize 80% of the total funds to the following like churches, orphanages home, handicaps, widows and widowers, while you keep the remaining 20% for yourself.

My dearest friend in Christ I expect your prompt reply based on good faith and intentions to carry out my plans successfully. I’ll give you all the information on how to collect the money from the Security & Finance Vault Company where the consignment is been deposited and also tell the utmost secret behind the consignment, which you must not review to anybody even before and after when you might have receive or collect the consignment from security & vault company. Also I will issue you a letter of authority declaring you as the next of kin or beneficiary to the consignment and how you will utilize or disburse 80% from the total sum. In your reply message please kindly include the following

(1)   Your Full name and address

(2)   Your telephone, fax and mobile numbers

(3)   Scanned copy of either your International Passport or Driver  License

(4)   Brief introduction about yourself

Please kindly assure me that you will act accordingly and keep all details confidential.

I expect your prompt reply. Thanks and God bless you.


Best Regards,
Mother Mary Schneider

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Re: Different twist on an old trick
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 06:14:51 PM »
I like that she's a nun, but she is also a widow. Poor woman.
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Re: Different twist on an old trick
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 06:15:34 PM »
How low can a human go.  God doesn't like having His Son's name bandied about in an attempt to steal money from people.

I am sure He (in His infinite patience) will have a little downward trip to very warm climes at the end of someone's natural existence.
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Re: Different twist on an old trick
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 09:20:24 PM »
Where do I send my donation?
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Re: Different twist on an old trick
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 10:22:40 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 05, 2009, 09:20:24 PM
Where do I send my donation?

I'll take care of it, just send it to me, I will consolidate all CC donations for her.

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Re: Different twist on an old trick
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 11:25:23 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 05, 2009, 10:22:40 PM
I'll take care of it, just send it to me, I will consolidate all CC donations for her.

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I'll put you in touch with this barrister friend of mind in Nigeria, DAT.  Give him the account numbers, and the old broad should be rolling in the necessary funds in no time.  :II:
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