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Offline bijou

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Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« on: February 05, 2009, 03:03:53 PM »
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A CARELESS man is in hospital after slicing off his penis and flushing it away down the loo.
Medics in Serbia managed to save 45-year-old Ratko Dudic’s life.

But they couldn't fish out his severed manhood from the town’s main drains.

Urologist Dr Branko Potic from the Nis Clinical Centre said: “The patient’s life is not in danger.”

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Well at least he won't be bothering blow up dolls in a car park.  :-)
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Offline thundley4

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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 03:26:33 PM »
His sex life is literally in the toilet. No pun needed.  :-)
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 03:31:52 PM »
In a very real sense, unless he's already procreated, he's gotta be a Darwin Award winner.
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM »
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 04:11:51 PM »
There is a website somewhere out there that has men doing this and filming it.  Not the flushing part but the parting part.  I don't understand how a person gets that kind of crazy where they start lopping off body parts. :mental:
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 05:15:34 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on February 05, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
There is a website somewhere out there that has men doing this and filming it.  Not the flushing part but the parting part.  I don't understand how a person gets that kind of crazy where they start lopping off body parts. :mental:

It's called "extreme body modification". I think they should start with their head....the big one of course.
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 05:42:51 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:

 :lmao:
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 10:23:54 AM »
lob - to throw

lop - to cut
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Re: Ouch! Man lobs his willy off
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 11:29:23 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on February 05, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
my...what an unfortunate name he has...perhaps instead of Dudic...he should now be known as Nodic.  :shucks:
...doesn't really matter.  He won't come when called.
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