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Offline Chris_

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Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« on: February 03, 2009, 11:27:38 AM »
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Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney

(AP) Firefighters had to get creative when faced with a man stuck inside a chimney. Assistant Fire Marshal Thomas Middleton said police were called early Sunday by a woman who said she heard someone yelling for help near 144 Church Street.

They followed the voice _ and footprints on a snowy roof _ to find the unidentified man in a chimney. He told them he didn't know how he got there. He was stuck in the chimney for about four hours.

First, they tried to pull him out with a rope, but it didn't work.

Then they had to disassemble part of the chimney to get to the man, whose name isn't being released.

He was taken to Fletcher Allen Health Care for evaluation.

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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 11:57:01 AM »
I guess he thought he was Santa Claus. He's running late!!  :mental: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 12:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Thor on February 03, 2009, 11:57:01 AM
I guess he thought he was Santa Claus. He's running late!!  :mental: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

He was delivering ponies for 0bama.
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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 01:22:55 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 12:08:17 PM
He was delivering ponies for 0bama.
Now they'll hafta be sent via USPS...postage due of course.
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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 03:47:31 PM »
"He told them he didn't know how he got there."

DUmb crook....I would have at least claimed to have been a chimney sweep.
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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 05:00:43 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2009, 03:47:31 PM
"He told them he didn't know how he got there."

DUmb crook....I would have at least claimed to have been a chimney sweep.
Yeah, then he could file soot against the owner.
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Re: Vt. Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck Inside Chimney
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 05:20:03 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 03, 2009, 05:00:43 PM
Yeah, then he could file soot against the owner.


Now he's going to have a black mark on his record.
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