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Offline bijou

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Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« on: February 03, 2009, 09:00:14 AM »


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An Australian traveller was caught with two live pigeons stuffed down his trousers following a trip to the Middle East, customs officers said today.

The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage, said Richard Janeczko, national investigations manager for the Customs Service.

They found the pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to each of the man's legs with a pair of tights, according to a statement released by the agency. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

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The smuggler wasn't from Florida, no word on the origin of the pigeons though.  :-)
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 09:25:43 AM »
So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 09:57:25 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 09:25:43 AM
So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
Nice one! H5
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 10:29:08 AM »
That's the way to do it.....they didn't even notice the monkey he was smuggling.(hairy legs)

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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 11:15:43 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 03, 2009, 09:25:43 AM
So he had 3 peckers in his pants? :-)
Oh, that was fowl.   :-)
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 11:44:57 AM »
the pun would have been much more fun if he had been smuggling snakes.  :uhsure:  jus' sayin'  :innocent: :-)
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 04:52:54 PM »
Quote from: bijou on February 03, 2009, 09:00:14 AM


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The smuggler wasn't from Florida, no word on the origin of the pigeons though.  :-)

Sorry.....................Dubai is farsi for Florida.............just look at all the resorts
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 04:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on February 03, 2009, 11:44:57 AM
the pun would have been much more fun if he had been smuggling snakes.  :uhsure:  jus' sayin'  :innocent: :-)
...or trout.   :uhsure:
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2009, 05:00:07 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on February 03, 2009, 11:15:43 AM
Oh, that was fowl.   :-)
It was a bit feather-brained wasn't it?
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Re: Is that a pigeon in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 05:01:14 PM »
Quote from: bijou on February 03, 2009, 05:00:07 PM
It was a bit feather-brained wasn't it?
Cheep jokes usually are.   :uhsure:
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