http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=215x83063Oh my.
This is why my depth of admiration for the cboy4 primitive, a second-tier primitive.
The cboy4 primitive can take them all on, and maul them.
With the fingernail on his little finger, he can maul them.
trumad (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 05:06 PM
Original message
Poll question: Is Upton and Cboy the same person using two user names on DU
I ask, you decide.
Poll result (11 votes)
Yes--- two user names (0 votes, 0%)
No--- but seperated at birth (1 votes, 9%)
They are but don't know it (multiple personality disorder) (1 votes, 9%)
Barry Bonds right and left testical (9 votes, 82%)
Explains multiple Avatars (0 votes, 0%)
Joe Montana's illegitimate children (0 votes, 0%)
Siamese Twins that look like Verne Troyer (0 votes, 0%)
TZ (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 05:47 PM
Response to Original message
1. Oh this should be GOOOD...
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 05:24 AM
Response to Reply #1
4. Yea, don't think I don't know how you voted.
madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-22-09 06:34 PM
Response to Original message
2. Oh boy!!!
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 05:24 AM
Response to Reply #2
5. You too
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 05:23 AM
Response to Original message
3. So much talk about Barry's nuts. You'd never know I was the gay one.
ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 06:29 AM
Response to Reply #3
6. Funny Line, cboy!
That was clever.
trumad (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 06:37 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. Actually it is the lack of....
TZ (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 07:00 AM
Response to Reply #7
8. Its so much fun yanking cboy's chain...
Upton (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 11:09 AM
Response to Original message
9. Hey Trumad
para·noia
1 : a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution or grandeur usually without hallucinations
2 : a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of others
Oh. I thought that was Playboy Pedro, but apparently it's the true mud primitive too.
trumad (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 12:14 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. Cboy----Right?
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 02:49 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. No, it's this:
re·tar·da·tion
An abnormal slowness of thought or action ; also : less than normal intellectual competence usually characterized by an IQ of less than 70 b: slowness in development or progress
Well, that too; that's about, roughly, 87.897327% of all the primitives on Skins's island.
trumad (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 02:53 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. So when you reply to yourself, is it confusing?
Ye-uck, ye-uck, ye-uck, the true mud primitive trying to say a funny.
BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 03:20 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. I didn't know one person could tag team someone else
this is interesting.
madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-23-09 07:30 PM
Response to Reply #11
14. Hey Upton!!! How about that Barry Bonds guy!!
The assholed primitive shows up:
Forkboy (1000+ posts) Sun Jan-25-09 01:35 PM
Response to Original message
15. That an insult to Upton.
He'd have to be a ****tard for years to match cboy's level of shitheelness.
madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-26-09 01:58 PM
Response to Original message
16. Hey Trumad!! I thought you had left DU..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
Oh yeah, one remembers that true mud primitive opus.
It's too bad the true mud primitive lied, and came back.
Forkboy (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-26-09 03:14 PM
Response to Reply #16
17. WTF? He didn't even mention me in the "old timers" paragraph!
What a ****er! After all the love between us.
A lot of you might not know this, but what you see here in the Sports Forum is trumad and I getting along. We weren't always this nice to each other.
trumad (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-26-09 05:42 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. LOL--- 2005
I think we all get one "I'm leaving DU" thread in our lifetime.
It must have been a Cboy post that drug me back in--- simply because it was too good to pass up.
Nah--- this place is lie Crack Cocaine.
BTW: That was a great farewell post.
Nah, it wasn't.
two gun sid (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-26-09 06:55 PM
Response to Reply #18
19. That thread ****ing sucked as a farewell to DU
You needed to lash out at your tormentors and call out all the posters that have driven you to leave an anonymous message board. Your missive lacked emotional drama and didn't end with, "Skinner, TS me right ****ing now!".
I look forward to a better effort next time, ****stick.
trumad (1000+ posts) Mon Jan-26-09 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. Wow Two Gun----
You some bad ass on an anonymous message board.
Let me guess--- you're eating a bag of Cheetos and finishing up your 3rd AMP, hammering away on the keyboard of your Mom's computer located in her bedroom, trying not to disturb her while she sleeps away the horror of knowing that Roe V Wade became law of the land a day after you were born.
BTW: Make sure you clean up the Cheeto stains off her keyboard and pick up the cum-stained tissues on her floor.
two gun sid (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 12:43 AM
Response to Reply #20
21. Bwahahaha!!!
Thanks, man. I hope every thing is well with you.
Did you see Curlin won Horse of the Year? Big Brown finished 3rd in voting behind Zenyatta but was named 3YO Colt of the Year as he should have been.
trumad (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 06:23 AM
Response to Reply #21
22. LOL...
Dude--- sometimes when I run smack on a sports forum---I knee jerk and fail to read between the lines of a post, and fail to see that I am responding to a friend.
I did both here in my most excellent response to you.
Ya see--- I'll admit to a friend, especially to a horse racing friend, that I can be a major asshole at times---- but I'll never ever admit it to bigger assholes that I.
You my friend are a friend.
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 07:02 AM
Response to Reply #22
23. Please get a room
trumad (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 08:07 AM
Response to Reply #23
24. Look who makes an appearance
after which a photograph of a fat kid on a beach
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 08:39 AM
Response to Reply #24
25. I was a much cuter kid.
after which a photograph of a normal-lookilng kid holding his mother's hand
Forkboy (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 01:53 PM
Response to Reply #25
26. Closer to this, I bet.
after which a stupid photograph of a demonic-looking infant
two gun sid (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #23
28. Do you wanna watch or somethin'?
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 09:42 PM
Response to Reply #28
29. I'd rather shove bamboo chutes up my fingernails
two gun sid (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-28-09 05:36 PM
Response to Reply #29
30. Hahaha
I hope everything is well with you too cboy4. You are one of the many people that make this sports forum so much fun.
two gun sid (1000+ posts) Tue Jan-27-09 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #22
27. Dude, thanks...
I sure do love talking smack here among friends. Don't worry about me ever taking offense. I spent 6 years on active duty and my skin is as tough as alligator hide. I am most def not a tenderoni.
Well, that's it. The cboy4 primitive won.
