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Offline thundley4

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Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« on: January 28, 2009, 01:22:08 PM »
Super Bowl XIX

Tampa crackdown already nets 19 women on prostitution charges

JANUARY 28--Since it is Super Bowl week in Tampa, the local cops are cracking down on hookers working from area hotels, street corners, private residences, and massage parlors. As is customary in the days before football's championship game, police have been rounding up women on prostitution charges, lest they supposedly cash in on the influx of out-of-town pigskin fans. As seen on the following pages, 19 suspects-aged 19 to 53--have been nabbed since Monday, with each arrestee posing for a mug shot at the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. The Smoking Gun.
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 01:27:40 PM »
The last 4 are a bit frightening, always amazes me that some prostitutes can actually make a living at the job.
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 01:42:06 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 28, 2009, 01:27:40 PM
The last 4 are a bit frightening, always amazes me that some prostitutes can actually make a living at the job.


I think the type of man that has to pay isn't always that picky. 
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 02:47:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 01:42:06 PM

I think the type of man that has to pay isn't always that picky. 

We ALL pay dear .... some just more directy than others. 

 :lmao:

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 02:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 28, 2009, 02:47:50 PM
We ALL pay dear .... some just more directy than others. 

 :lmao:

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Touche.   :-)
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 02:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 02:50:37 PM

Touche.   :-)

And where, pray tell, would you like this touche??

 :naughty:

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 02:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 28, 2009, 02:52:06 PM
And where, pray tell, would you like this touche??

 :naughty:

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Lets start with dinner.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 02:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 02:54:06 PM

Lets start with dinner.   :evillaugh:

And .... we're back to the MONEY!    :fuelfire:

 :-)

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 03:00:38 PM »


Mom?!?



"I'll take the blonde with the open sores, please."

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 28, 2009, 02:58:56 PM
And .... we're back to the MONEY!    :fuelfire:

 :-)

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Touche



(I see this as a never ending circle)
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 03:02:29 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 28, 2009, 03:00:38 PM



"I'll take the blonde with the open sores, please."

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You can have the blonde with the open sores but ..... ahhhhh I wouldn't give her a tip!   :rotf:

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 03:04:24 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on January 28, 2009, 03:02:29 PM

You can have the blonde with the open sores but ..... ahhhhh I wouldn't give her a tip!   :rotf:

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She's giving you a little something extra in return.  Herpes the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 03:05:01 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 28, 2009, 01:27:40 PM
The last 4 are a bit frightening, always amazes me that some prostitutes can actually make a living at the job.

The last one is plain scarey.  Wonder what she has going on with those sores on her mouth.  
For some, I surmise that desperation and thinking with the wrong head can lead to poor decisions.  
I wonder if any of those fine ladies knew our old pal at TOS.   :-)
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 04:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 03:04:24 PM

She's giving you a little something extra in return.  Herpes the gift that keeps on giving.


According to that commercial for the herps meds (the name escapes me), when you actually contract the herps you get to ride horses on beautiful genital herpes island with a fabulous looking significant other.  Swing in a hammock, take naps, frolic around.  Maybe that's part of my never-ending-single-cycle -- I have no herps :(   lol 
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on January 28, 2009, 04:25:31 PM

According to that commercial for the herps meds (the name escapes me), when you actually contract the herps you get to ride horses on beautiful genital herpes island with a fabulous looking significant other.  Swing in a hammock, take naps, frolic around.  Maybe that's part of my never-ending-single-cycle -- I have no herps :(   lol 


Wow, that does sound good.  Hum, maybe I need to get the herpes....
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2009, 04:29:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 04:28:57 PM

Wow, that does sound good.  Hum, maybe I need to get the herpes....

lol  it would better our quality of life, apparently  ;)   :lmao:
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 04:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on January 28, 2009, 04:29:54 PM
lol  it would better our quality of life, apparently  ;)   :lmao:


Hey and if times get hard, I could always prostitute myself out. 
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 04:32:39 PM »
See, I saw the title of this thread, and I thought it was a Cold Warrior-style discussion of quality of hookers. Kind of like an ESPN Super Bowl Roundup....

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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2009, 04:33:01 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 28, 2009, 04:31:21 PM

Hey and if times get hard, I could always prostitute myself out. 

Wow you are SUCH a white chick ;)  hehe  
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2009, 04:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on January 28, 2009, 04:33:01 PM
Wow you are SUCH a white chick ;)  hehe  


I can't help it.  :(


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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2009, 05:16:58 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 28, 2009, 05:12:39 PM
When is the Super Bowl coming to Dallas?

2011 it's coming to Arlington.

Hopefully I won't be desperate for work then. 
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Re: Superbowl Hooker Roundup
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2009, 05:23:52 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 28, 2009, 05:20:11 PM
That gives you and Dee two years to develop a business plan.

I'm just hoping to have my home remodeled by then so I can rent it out.  I'll stay with my mom or dad for a week or two if I can rent this house out.  :)
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