U.S Apology to Iran:
Dear Iran,
We're sorry the world sees you for the enemy of freedom, truth, and democracy that you really are. We're sorry you see yourself as a superpower when in reality you are a third world nation. We're sorry that you believe your territorial waters extend all the way to the Atlantic Ocean. For future reference, here's an American 6th grade geography textbook. (Please take note of the Copyright information printed inside the cover.) Most of all, we're sorry for the Iranian people who suffer its leader's incompetence.
Sincerely,
The United States of America