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Offline bijou

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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
« on: January 27, 2009, 03:04:08 PM »
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A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

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Those crazy Russians.
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Re: Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 03:23:26 PM »
Got what he deserved, IMO.  And the Docs are stupid for "hoping to get it functioning again".  If there is anyone on the planet who doesn't need to to procreate, it's this idiot!
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Re: Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 03:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Flame on January 27, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
Got what he deserved, IMO.  And the Docs are stupid for "hoping to get it functioning again".  If there is anyone on the planet who doesn't need to to procreate, it's this idiot!

He probably won't.  When a woman asks him what happened, I'm sure all desire will flee her when he tells her.
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Re: Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 04:12:24 PM »
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