Author Topic: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study  (Read 2436 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« on: January 26, 2009, 04:54:15 PM »
Quote
The suggestion flies in the face of conventional thinking which insists that men who drink too much are more likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction.

The new findings are based on a study of 1,580 Australian men, carried out by Western Australia's Keogh Institute for Medical Research and published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

It concluded that those men who drank a moderate amount of alcohol reported 30 per cent fewer problems than tee-totallers.

...
link

I shall leave it to the men of the Lounge to tell us how much they drink.  :evillaugh:



Offline ReardenSteel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3462
  • Reputation: +204/-18
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2009, 04:57:12 PM »
Quote
Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed

Duh!  :uhsure:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

Offline debk

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12473
  • Reputation: +467/-58
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2009, 04:58:56 PM »
Duh!  :uhsure:


especially if his partner has had too much to drink and can't tell/remember whether it was a good "performance" or not.... :tongue:
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

Offline Carl

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19835
  • Reputation: +1616/-100
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 05:00:33 PM »
I have been on the wagon since Jan 5th and now this??  :censored:




Not like it really matters anyways.





Offline bijou

  • Topic Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8937
  • Reputation: +336/-26
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2009, 05:02:28 PM »
I have been on the wagon since Jan 5th and now this??  :censored:




Not like it really matters anyways.





Awww.  :( Can't imagine you'll be single for long Carl.



Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2009, 05:07:31 PM »
link

I shall leave it to the men of the Lounge to tell us how much they drink.  :evillaugh:
Some of us need no chemical assistance.   :-)
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline dutch508

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12575
  • Reputation: +1728/-1068
  • Remember
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2009, 05:20:13 PM »
Some of us need no chemical assistance.   :-)

A Bottle of Vodka and a paper bag vastly helps with my sexual performance.

 :-)
The torch of moral clarity since 12/18/07

2016 DOTY: 06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

Offline ReardenSteel

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3462
  • Reputation: +204/-18
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2009, 05:25:49 PM »

especially if his partner has had too much to drink and can't tell/remember whether it was a good "performance" or not.... :tongue:

H5!  :rotf: ( I did not know you had it in ye to punk the likes of me)

I'll have you know that only accounts for half my reputation and chivalry always demanded I drink twice as much as my lady.  :uhsure:

"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2009, 05:39:13 PM »
I do find that if I drink enough I flat out don't give a crap how I did.

Is that Improvement? :-)




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2009, 08:07:11 PM »
A Bottle of Vodka and a paper bag vastly helps with my sexual performance.

 :-)
Well unlike you, I would prefer to add a girl to that formula.
Believe me. After you date a girl for the first time (and Dutch, play your cards rights and you really will date a girl someday  :naughty:), an empty bottle of vodka is somewhat...lacking.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2009, 08:30:03 PM »
The Bard was right -- "Wine provokes the desire but it takes away the performance"

But only if heavy.  A little wine or beer probably gets the engine revving.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline dutch508

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12575
  • Reputation: +1728/-1068
  • Remember
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2009, 10:49:40 PM »
Well unlike you, I would prefer to add a girl to that formula.

I am sure you would prefer that, don't think it's gonna happen for you.

When she want's to know if she's had a good time, I simply play the tape.


(That's after she wakes up)
The torch of moral clarity since 12/18/07

2016 DOTY: 06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

Offline asdf2231

  • would like to cordially invite you to the pants party!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6562
  • Reputation: +556/-162
  • VRWC Arts And Crafts Director
Re: Alcohol improves a man's sexual performance in bed - study
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2009, 10:56:49 PM »
Speaking of tapes...

I knew a guy in college who was one of the ugliest mo-fo's you would ever meet... the guy looked like he had a baked ham for a head, but his nickname was "Tripod" :-)

He used to get every girl that he had relations with to ring this handbell and say "You're the Sausage King" during the act and he tape recorded them.  He had about 30 of them and he would play the tapes at parties.

IIRC we even got him a t-shirt at one point.




Build a man a fire and he will be warm for awhile.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...