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Offline USA4ME

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primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« on: January 21, 2009, 03:02:42 PM »
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Freepers Caption Obama at Desk in Oval Office
 
Assholes! The posts run the gamut from racism to simple childishness. One poster, only, objects to this nonsense. An epic fail on the part of FR and its moronic members. Sorry about the link to that noxious site, but some will want to see this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4881037

What a bunch of crybabies!   :bawl:

Here's the pic from FR.



The responses from FR are pretty funny.

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Hello...Hello...Can somebody tell me what I’m supposed to do now?

“Awwww, yes, I, awww, I would like, awwwww, if someone could come in here and, awww, give me a clue?”

So, when I push this button here, I put the caller on hold, right?

Ooh look, a large red button underneath a clear plastic cover.... I wonder what this does?

Hello Mr. Soros. What shall I do first?

"Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Well, you'd better catch it!"

AAAAAAAHHHHH...George, could you come back here i seem to be in over my head....

“Gee, I finally understand that old saying about what would happen if the dog ever did catch that car going by....’

Damn, there are no secret panels in this desk! Nick Cage lied to me!

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Hello Popeyes?!! I'd like to order a large bucket of chicken. Goodbye. My first executive decision. That wasn't so tough.

Neat, if you press the Cookie Monster face, it actually orders a batch of oatmeal chocolate chip from the White house bakery!

Look at the drapes. What was Michelle wearing yesterday? Now we know.

Someone come in here and tell me what to do! I’ve never even run a lemonade stand......

Can I make a collect call to Kenya??

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Room service??? Where did you hide my prayer rug? I can’t pray to mecca on this stinky carpet with Clinton’s baby batter all over it.

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Re: primitves can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 03:07:00 PM »
Oh my.

And unlike what the primitives on Skins's island do with photographs of George Bush and other prominent Republicans, the "freepers" show their class not only with grace and wit, but without obscenities.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 03:10:14 PM »
Can you hear me now......Can you hear me now.......Hello......is anybody out there?
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 03:11:39 PM »
It is astounding how deliberately ignorant and hypocritical they can be. :lmao:
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 03:14:53 PM »
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Faygo Kid  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-21-09 03:45 PM
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6. Pretty funny to read the criticism of the decor - it's all W.'s
 I would have ripped every shred of whatever W. put in there, and the taxpayers of this nation would be glad to pay for it. I think it's a mistake to keep W's "decor."

That said, it's pretty funny to read the Freeper ignoramuses criticizing the decor.


but, wait. You don't pay your taxes, do you Mr. Treasury Sec.?

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7. They'll soon be rounded up and relocated.


Who are the nazis?



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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 03:15:07 PM »
THey are just sore because those are so much more clever than anything they have mustered up in the past 8 years.  
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 03:19:33 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4881267


yet, they are doing it whilst complaining about it...

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   They hate me. They really hate me.  Husb2Sparkly   Jan-21-09 04:00 PM   #1 
   They're still booing and singing  malaise   Jan-21-09 04:02 PM   #3 
   One last flyover to look at the mess he left.  tekisui   Jan-21-09 04:00 PM   #2 
   Wow! Lookie the size of the crowd giving me a send-off!  lunatica   Jan-21-09 04:02 PM   #4 
   More like  malaise   Jan-21-09 04:06 PM   #5 
   I AM an evil little bastard, aren't I? It'll take them years  anotheryellowdog   Jan-21-09 04:07 PM   #6 
   "I think I'll piss over the side"  WI_DEM   Jan-21-09 04:08 PM   #7 
   Look at his face. He can't believe the size of the crowd.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 03:27:10 PM »
Is it just me or does he look like a little kid sitting at his dad's desk?
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM »
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7. They'll soon be rounded up and relocated.

By who?  You?   :rotf:
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 03:44:09 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who?  You?   :rotf:

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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 03:44:16 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 21, 2009, 03:27:10 PM
Is it just me or does he look like a little kid sitting at his dad's desk?

That was exactly what I thought.  I have never seen a President who didn't seem to fill up that desk and chair yet there he sits.

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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 03:54:25 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who?  You?   :rotf:

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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 03:32:49 PM
By who?  You?   :rotf:

Same thing I was thinking.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 06:02:07 PM »
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looks like the chair is way too big for him to fill.

I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 06:03:40 PM »
Quote from: ROCKURWORLD on January 21, 2009, 06:02:07 PM
I was thinking the same thing.

What'dya do with our snow?  :censored:

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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM »

Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM

Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?

Speak up hon. I can't hear you. What did you say? I can't hear you. My ears keep getting in the way. Wait a minute, let me put you on speaker phone.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 06:51:27 PM »
Where any eggs thrown at the Big Zero's limo on his way to the inaug?  Where any jeers or insults flung at the Big Zero whilst taking the oaf of office?
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 06:57:01 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 03:44:09 PM
They'll be using spitballs containing the HIV virus. To hell with don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, take only long shots.

My last trip to the range I hit a 300 meter pop up target 3 out of 4 times with iron sights.

Taking a long shot at a DUmmies fat bloated ass won't be any problem if it ever comes to that.

The other thing that BassHagg forgets is that it's all of us that he wants rounded up have all the guns.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 06:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 06:17:58 PM

Michelle, does this desk make my ears look big?

My first thought was that he doesn't look big enough to fill the office and the position which he has attained.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 07:01:54 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on January 21, 2009, 06:58:34 PM
My first thought was that he doesn't look big enough to fill the office and the position which he has attained.

My first thought was his desk is as empty as his suit.   :p
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 07:55:40 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Same thing I was thinking.
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 09:29:15 PM »

Speaking of Drapes - I think I found enough material to cover you and your ass in
a new dress...
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 10:11:44 PM »
"Yes, "I'd like to use my lifeline and phone a friend."
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Re: primitives can't take it being dished back to them
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 10:18:43 PM »
"Room Service ? Can I get a couple of chubby interns and a box of cigars sent up thanks"
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