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The sensitive Man
« on: January 21, 2009, 06:21:17 AM »
The Sensitive Man:


A woman meets a man in a bar.


They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..


They get back to his place,
 

And as he shows her around his apartment.

 
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

 
There are three shelves in the bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute,


Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall!

 
It was obvious that he had taken Quite some time to lovingly arrange them


And she was immediately touched


By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.


There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,
 

Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,


And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.


She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy


To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,
 
 
She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.


But doesn't mention this to him.

 
They share a bottle of wine and
Continue talking and,

 
After awhile, she finds herself
Thinking,


'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!


Maybe he could be the future
Father of my children?'


She turns to him and kisses him
Lightly on the lips


He responds warmly.


They continue to kiss, the passion builds,


And he romantically lifts her in
His arms and carries her into his bedroom


Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.


She is so overwhelmed that she
Responds with more passion,


More creativity, more heat than she
Has ever known.


After an intense, explosive night
Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,


They are lying there together in
The afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,


'Well, how was it?'


The guy gently smiles at her,
 

Strokes her cheek,

 
Looks deeply into her eyes,

 
And says:




'Help yourself to any prize   from the middle shelf'
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 01:14:29 PM »
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 06:25:10 PM »
She's just pissed she didn't do a good enough job to get one from the top shelf...
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 08:17:40 PM »
She's just pissed she didn't do a good enough job to get one from the top shelf...

There ain't no shelf high enough for me.... :-)
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 08:25:37 PM »
There ain't no shelf high enough for me.... :-)
put your _______ where my mouth is.
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 08:27:17 PM »
put your _______ where my mouth is.

Make me
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 09:00:56 PM »
You know, women keep looking for sensitive, handsome, tender yet strong men, and no matter how many times we warn 'em, they refuse to acknowledge that they all ALREADY HAVE BOYFRIENDS.
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Re: The sensitive Man
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 10:13:57 PM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.