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Michigan bunny killer arrested
« on: January 20, 2009, 04:57:00 PM »
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An Ann Arbor teenager who police say killed his girlfriend's pet rabbit in retaliation was arraigned Monday on a felony animal cruelty charge.

Andre Duane Watley, 17, is accused of killing Midnight, the pet bunny of his 17-year-old girlfriend. Police say the two quarreled at her home Sunday after she confronted him about drug use.


Watley was charged with one count of killing or torturing an animal, punishable by up to four years in prison, and misdemeanor counts of disrupting communication with police and domestic violence. Police reports say Watley yanked the phone from the girl's hands as she called police and then punched her.
Detectives say Watley was retaliating against the girl after she used a baseball bat to smash two bongs used to smoke marijuana. According to police reports, Watley seized the bat after a brief struggle and struck the rabbit once on the head after knocking its cage off the bed.

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http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2009/01/ann_arbor_teenager_charged_wit.html
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 04:59:15 PM »
Ruh roh.  :hyper:
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 05:01:17 PM »
anyone seen ptarmy lately?  should we set up a bail fund? :-)
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 05:09:51 PM »
drugged out birdbrain (dem) slaughters innocent bunnies. film at eleven.
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 05:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 20, 2009, 05:01:17 PM
anyone seen ptarmy lately?  should we set up a bail fund? :-)
We're just $10 away, someone PM Allosaursrus.  :-)
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 05:19:54 PM »
The poor little innocent bunny.  :-)
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 05:24:47 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 20, 2009, 05:11:19 PM
We're just $10 away, someone PM Allosaursrus.  :-)

does michigan have the death penalty for bunny killers? :-)
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 05:25:59 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 20, 2009, 05:24:47 PM
does michigan have the death penalty for bunny killers? :-)

I think michigan is a pro-choice state.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 08:09:19 PM »
GOD SENT THE KILLER TO KILL THE FILTHY BUNNY!!!!!







THE WRATH OF GOD IS COMING TO SMITE ALL GOD HATING AND BLASMPHERMERS OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES WILL FACE THEIR DAY AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 08:10:16 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 20, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
drugged out bunny (dem) slaughters innocent birds. film at eleven.

The truth is painful, isn't it?
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2009, 08:14:57 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 20, 2009, 08:09:19 PM
GOD SENT THE KILLER TO KILL THE FILTHY BUNNY!!!!!

[images snipped for space.  and sanity]

THE WRATH OF GOD IS COMING TO SMITE ALL GOD HATING AND BLASMPHERMERS OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNIES WILL FACE THEIR DAY AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're late.  this thread started three hours ago.  where the hell have you been?
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2009, 08:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 20, 2009, 08:14:57 PM
you're late.  this thread started three hours ago.  where the hell have you been?

Covering his tracks, probably.
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 08:25:03 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 20, 2009, 08:17:09 PM
Covering his tracks, probably.


Planning my next sermon on why God is going to use a giant baseball bat to kill bunnies as part of His wrath. Bunnies burn the fire of God's angry wrath. The bunnies wrought on the wrath of God.
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2009, 08:32:11 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on January 20, 2009, 08:25:03 PM
Planning my next sermon on why God is going to use a giant baseball bat to kill bunnies as part of His wrath. Bunnies burn the fire of God's angry wrath. The bunnies wrought on the wrath of God.

if any detectives show up asking questions, you probably want to stay away from responses like that one.  :whatever: free tip.  take it or leave it. :-)
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2009, 08:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 20, 2009, 05:24:47 PM
does michigan have the death penalty for bunny killers? :-)
I don't think so because what I have seen of Michael Moore's Roger and Me looked like a bunny snuff film.
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 03:27:36 PM »
Stay out of Michigan, Ptarmy, it looks like the rabbits have the cops completely in their pocket there.

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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2009, 03:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 20, 2009, 08:14:57 PM
you're late.  this thread started three hours ago.  where the hell have you been?

whiping the beak prints off the murder weapon
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 05:28:26 PM »
Our vengeance will be terrible and unholy.
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 05:40:13 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Our vengeance will be terrible and unholy.

oh, you waskally wabbit!

Bunnies.
A rollicking band of bunnies we,
Who, tired of tossing on the green,
Are trying their hand at a burglaree,
With weapons grim and gory.

Pharmy.
Hush, hush! I hear them on the manor poaching,
With stealthy step the bunnies are approaching.

Chorus of Bunnies, resumed nearer.

Bunnies.
We are not coming for plate or gold –
A story General Pharmy’s told –
We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Pharmy’s story.
Pharmy.
They seek a penalty
Bunnies.
Fifty-fold!
We seek a penalty
Pharmy.
Fifty-fold!
Pharmy and Bunny Army
They/We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Pharmy’s story.

Pharmy.
They come in force, with stealthy stride,
Our obvious course is now – to hide.
Pharmy and bird army
Tarantara, tarantara!
Tarantara, tarantara!
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 06:07:45 PM »
Good God sir -- do you mean to say Ptarmy is NOT an orphan after all?!?

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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 10:03:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
Our vengeance will be terrible and unholy.

You're just being duped by God. God DUPED YOU!!!!!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 10:16:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 05:40:13 PM
oh, you waskally wabbit!

Bunnies.
A rollicking band of bunnies we,
Who, tired of tossing on the green,
Are trying their hand at a burglaree,
With weapons grim and gory.

Pharmy.
Hush, hush! I hear them on the manor poaching,
With stealthy step the bunnies are approaching.

Chorus of Bunnies, resumed nearer.

Bunnies.
We are not coming for plate or gold –
A story General Pharmy’s told –
We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Pharmy’s story.
Pharmy.
They seek a penalty
Bunnies.
Fifty-fold!
We seek a penalty
Pharmy.
Fifty-fold!
Pharmy and Bunny Army
They/We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For General Pharmy’s story.

Pharmy.
They come in force, with stealthy stride,
Our obvious course is now – to hide.
Pharmy and bird army
Tarantara, tarantara!
Tarantara, tarantara!


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Re: Michigan bunny killer arrested
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2009, 12:24:19 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 03:58:01 PM
whiping the beak prints off the murder weapon
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