This is no shit.
I went to high school with a gal named Monica Lewinsky. She caught so much hell during that entire black period in American history when Slick Willie embarrassed the entire nation that she actually changed her name.
You're gonna laugh, but this is also no shit.
Monica, the gal I went to school with, is an unbelievably good flute player. And she plays piano. And she actually appeared on Leno's Tonight Show during all that.