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Online Happy Fun Ball

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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2009, 10:30:38 AM »
How about we find all the geese and tie a large weight to each one? That should keep them from flying into those mean ol' jet engines.
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2009, 10:33:00 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on January 20, 2009, 10:30:38 AM
How about we find all the geese and tie a large weight to each one? That should keep them from flying into those mean ol' jet engines.

But near as we can tell, there are only about 5,500 un-tombstoned DUmmies.

We don't have enough dead weight to go around.

Nuking Canada may be our only option.
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2009, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 20, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
But near as we can tell, there are only about 5,500 un-tombstoned DUmmies.

We don't have enough dead weight to go around.

Nuking Canada may be our only option.

If you get NancyGreggs, it's worth it.
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2009, 10:48:44 AM »
"Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn" ....you already have, he's fix'n to take the oath now.
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2009, 11:09:04 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2009, 10:48:44 AM
"Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn" ....you already have, he's fix'n to take the oath now.

....and without a teleprompter.....he screwed that up.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2009, 11:11:09 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2009, 11:09:04 AM
....and without a teleprompter.....he screwed that up.

Day-um!  My 5 year old can recite The Oath.  What the hell is Duh Fuhrer's problem?
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 20, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
Day-um!  My 5 year old can recite The Oath.  What the hell is Duh Fuhrer's problem?

Don't worry....The MSM TV tech's will have it all fixed up by 6:30 pm news time.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2009, 11:22:26 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2009, 11:21:15 AM
Don't worry....The MSM TV tech's will have it all fixed up by 6:30 pm news time.

Thank Obama for the Ministry of Troof!
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2009, 11:25:25 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2009, 11:21:15 AM
Don't worry....The MSM TV tech's will have it all fixed up by 6:30 pm news time.
And here I thought you were talking about Biden.
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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2009, 11:30:36 AM »
...and WTH was Areatha Franklin singing shouting screaming screeshing.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2009, 11:32:27 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 20, 2009, 11:30:36 AM
...and WTH was Areatha Franklin singing shouting screaming screeshing.


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