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Offline thundley4

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Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« on: January 19, 2009, 11:14:32 AM »
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ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - Authorities say a St. Petersburg woman was charged with battery after hitting a man in the head with a bagel.

Police say 28-year-old Cassady C. Catolico was violating a temporary injunction filed last week by even going to see the victim early Sunday morning. She was also on probation from a 2006 criminal mischief case.

Catolico was arrested and being held on $10,650 bail.
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What is it about Florida that makes people use food as a weapon?   :hammer:
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 11:39:22 AM »
Well it's a good thing they put her under Lox and key...
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 11:46:08 AM »
I wonder if she'll raise the dough for bail. 
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 01:28:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 11:46:08 AM
I wonder if she'll raise the dough for bail. 

It may never make it to court if the prosocution's case has any holes in it.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 01:34:56 PM »
"Glad she's locked up", sesame
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 01:42:12 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 19, 2009, 01:34:56 PM
"Glad she's locked up", sesame

Dude!

You have a really Rye sense of humor.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 02:52:15 PM »
She and the evidence are toast.

The prosecuting attorney will certainly grill her mercilessly.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2009, 03:03:26 PM »
Well she's certainly not a well-bread young lady.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 03:33:15 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 19, 2009, 03:03:26 PM
Well she's certainly not a well-bread young lady.

BOO!

Did your really knead to go there?
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 03:35:56 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 19, 2009, 03:33:15 PM
BOO!

Did your really knead to go there?
It's your own fault, you shouldn't have risen to the bait.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2009, 04:00:21 PM »
Y'all should be creamed for the cheesy puns.  :uhsure:
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2009, 04:41:47 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 19, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
Y'all should be creamed for the cheesy puns.  :uhsure:

 :rotf:

I agonized over "cream cheese" myself and threw it away.

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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2009, 04:42:51 PM »
There's something about all these buns that just aren't kosher.
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2009, 04:43:09 PM »
Any idea what kind of lox the jailer's gonna put on the jailer doors?
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Re: Woman accused of attacking man with bagel
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 05:27:37 PM »
Euph, that one was used earlier.

Y'all would make the Brugger's family swear off the damn things. ::) :whatever:
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