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Offline RobJohnson

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Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« on: January 17, 2009, 01:54:31 AM »
Gardening really can help you make the earth move, according to a new study which found it improves men's sex lives.


As little as 30 minutes a week tending the garden or allotment can dramatically improve men's performance in bed, according to the experts in the field.

Digging, weeding or mowing the lawn for half an hour reduced men's risk of failing to live up to expectations in bed by more than a third, the survey found.

The same study showed other forms of moderate exercise, such as dancing and cycling, could have similar benefits.

Men who spend even more time in the vegetable patch can more than halve their risk of impotence, researchers at the Medical University of Vienna found in their study.

Get your weeds out

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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2009, 03:20:22 AM »
So, if I was to farm 4,000 acres then..................... :-)
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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2009, 07:18:12 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 17, 2009, 03:20:22 AM
So, if I was to farm 4,000 acres then..................... :-)

You would be too tired for sex.   :evillaugh:
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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 10:30:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 17, 2009, 03:20:22 AM
So, if I was to farm 4,000 acres then..................... :-)



Nice big cucumbers.

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2009, 03:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 19, 2009, 10:30:55 AM


Nice big cucumbers.


And plenty of hoes.
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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2009, 04:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on January 19, 2009, 03:40:35 PM
And plenty of hoes.

Gonna have to plow some field.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2009, 04:43:56 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 19, 2009, 04:35:52 PM
Gonna have to plow some field.



Ladies,can I interest ya.... :naughty:
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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 02:28:49 PM »
Got alot 'O ho's on that rig.     :tongue:
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“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Gardening boosts men's sex lives
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 04:09:16 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 17, 2009, 03:20:22 AM
So, if I was to farm 4,000 acres then..................... :-)

You would be a guy with a huge property tax bill who wasn't getting laid?  :innocent:


 :-)
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