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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2009, 11:02:04 PM »
I think he is more worried about me....


As he should.  You are one WILD woman.  Don't worry though, I don't kiss and tell.   :uhsure:

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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2009, 11:03:55 PM »

As he should.  You are one WILD woman.  Don't worry though, I don't kiss and tell.   :uhsure:

Well, I hope not, if you did things would definitely heat up.   :naughty:

Of course we should probably never mention that time we were in your bed waiting for you...  :uhsure:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »
Well, I hope not, if you did things would definitely heat up.   :naughty:

Of course we should probably never mention that time we were in your bed waiting for you...  :uhsure:

Remember when you, schade and I were in my bed watching TV (I can't remember what) and K walked in and was like "what the heck is going on in here".   :rotf:

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« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »
Remember when you, schade and I were in my bed watching TV (I can't remember what) and K walked in and was like "what the heck is going on in here".   :rotf:

PICTURES!!!! I, AS A MALE MEMBER OF THIS FORUM DEMAND PICTURES ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2009, 11:08:15 PM »
Remember when you, schade and I were in my bed watching TV (I can't remember what) and K walked in and was like "what the heck is going on in here".   :rotf:

YES!  I think the next morning was when we all decided to climb into bed and call for K to come in!  That wasn't my idea though.  :popcorn:
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« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2009, 11:10:27 PM »
YES!  I think the next morning was when we all decided to climb into bed and call for K to come in!  That wasn't my idea though.  :popcorn:

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« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2009, 11:14:45 PM »
PICTURES!!!! I, AS A MALE MEMBER OF THIS FORUM DEMAND PICTURES ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Do you ever feel like you are repeating yourself?
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« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2009, 11:22:29 PM »
Do you ever feel like you are repeating yourself?

Emphasis should never be misconstrued as duplication.
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« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2009, 11:32:12 PM »
hi Tess!!  It's great to see you here, and great hear things are going so well.

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« Reply #84 on: January 15, 2009, 05:42:33 AM »
Emphasis should never be misconstrued as duplication.

So what you are saying is, you R E A L L Y mean it?
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« Reply #85 on: January 15, 2009, 05:43:08 AM »
hi Tess!!  It's great to see you here, and great hear things are going so well.

 :cheersmate:

My friend!!!  How are you??  It is so good to see you too!  Yay!
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« Reply #86 on: January 15, 2009, 08:56:11 AM »
Well, nice to meet you, Tess.

You are more than welcome to fight with BEG and Schady for my attention.

After the snub at CU? I think not.   :hammer:
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« Reply #87 on: January 15, 2009, 09:06:33 AM »
Who snubbed you at CU?
Certainly not I.

In the picture thread where you rattled off everyone who was hotter than me. I cried.   :whatever:
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« Reply #88 on: January 15, 2009, 09:07:44 AM »
Well, nice to meet you, Tess.

You are more than welcome to fight with BEG and Schady for my attention.

That could be arranged.  Our fights are a little on the sexy side.  :naughty:
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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #89 on: January 15, 2009, 10:03:00 AM »
NO ONE in that thread was hotter than you, dearest.
I just thought it went without saying.

You're ******* right. Actually, i wouldn't limit it to that thread. No one in North America is hotter than Schade. She is the total package.

Oh, btw, welcome Tess. You're pretty hot too.

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« Reply #90 on: January 15, 2009, 10:04:09 AM »
You're damn right. Actually, i wouldn't limit it to that thread. No one in North America is hotter than Schade. She is the total package.

Oh, btw, welcome Tess. You're pretty hot too.

Yay!  I got a little attention after Shade's love fest!!!   :hyper:
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« Reply #91 on: January 15, 2009, 10:09:50 AM »
You haven't posted a picture of your ass yet.
Competition is fierce around here.

Just point me in the right direction...I want to see Shade and BEG's ass....that will inspire me.
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« Reply #92 on: January 15, 2009, 10:58:21 AM »
It seems to happen on Friday or Saturday nights, and I'm thinking that alcohol may be involved.
I'm seldom here on those nights, as I'm usually out playing guitar in some bar.

Well, damn...that is usually when I am out at some bar watching someone play a guitar.  Hmmm...

I am pretty good at being kitschy without alcohol even.

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Re: Tess, welcome!
« Reply #93 on: January 15, 2009, 11:11:39 AM »
You're ******* right. Actually, i wouldn't limit it to that thread. No one in North America is hotter than Schade. She is the total package.

Oh, btw, welcome Tess. You're pretty hot too.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?????!?!?!?oneone111 

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« Reply #94 on: January 15, 2009, 11:14:21 AM »
WHAT WHAT WHAT?????!?!?!?oneone111 

*hides in the corner for fear of the flames coming out of BEG's head.*
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« Reply #95 on: January 15, 2009, 11:16:44 AM »
*hides in the corner for fear of the flames coming out of BEG's head.*

I guess I have to look hot somehow so flames coming out of my head should work. 

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« Reply #96 on: January 15, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »
WHAT WHAT WHAT?????!?!?!?oneone111 

Sorry BEG, you ARE smokin' hot, but Schade has you beat on both naughtiness and experience.

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« Reply #97 on: January 15, 2009, 12:12:31 PM »
Sorry BEG, you ARE smokin' hot, but Schade has you beat on both naughtiness and experience.

LOL OK I'll give her the experience, that makes her sound much older than me.  The naughtiness part I can aruge.  She is ALL talk and I am all action.   :-)

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« Reply #98 on: January 15, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »
LOL OK I'll give her the experience, that makes her sound much older than me.  The naughtiness part I can aruge.  She is ALL talk and I am all action.   :-)

 :lmao:





Beg.... I have to say, someone who dressed in drag at the age of 3 has got to be a naughty Nancy.   :lmao:

Crock... *kiss*

BadCat... great save.  It's all about redemption and the mercy that is Schade.  :-)

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« Reply #99 on: January 15, 2009, 12:30:52 PM »
Welcome! 
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