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Stand and Fight  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-12-09 08:51 PM
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Being Laid Off 26 January -- Any solid leads?

I'm being laid off on the 26th of January because my company lost the contract I had been working on as a Senior Web Developer/Designer. I have over ten years experience in my industry and always keep abreast of the latest design and development trends. I live in the Washington, DC (Northern Virgina) area, and, while I would like to stay here, given the fact that I have a wife and 18-month old, I'm willing to relocate. I'm willing to forward my complete resume to people who have solid leads. Please help! I've applied to jobs all over the place -- Boston, MA; Las Vegas, NV; Seattle, WA; Portland, OR; etc... My wife and I are both from big cities (Las Vegas for me and Seattle for her) so that's why I've concentrated on those areas. Willing to telecommute as well.

EXPERIENCE:
Senior Web Developer/Designer | 5/2008 - Present | ///REDACTED\\\
- Oversaw and guided the development of work completed by subcontractors and junior- and mid-level developers and designers.
- Created static and dynamic content for all forms of web and multimedia products.
- Guided the development and design process from concept to completion.
- Created a design and development style guide for use internally and by subcontractors.
- Mentored junior- and mid-level developers and designers.
- Relayed new ideas to those who might not have been familiar with web and multimedia concepts.
- Development included: XHTML, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, XML, MySQL, and ActionScript.
- Creative design involved: static and interactive animations that incorporate video, photography and other graphics.

Web Developer | 8/2007 – 3/2008 | ///REDACTED\\\
- Led the redesign and re-development of an intranet in accordance with corporate culture.
- Wrote custom programs and scripts to allow users to be able to interact with the website without the need to ask for assistance.
- Led and guided focus groups by conducting interviews, group exercises, and questionnaires.
- Defined the scope of development for dynamic content through the use of a database-driven back-end.
- Used a Content Management System for testing, debugging, and launching processes.
- Developed, reviewed, and integrated new web pages, graphics and other elements.
- Designed screens, menus, navigation tools, and report formats to fit into existing corporate culture.
- Development included: ColdFusion, XHTML, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, XML, MySQL, and ActionScript.
- Developed help documentation.

Founder/Creative Director | 11/2001 - Present | Freelance Work
- Used a variety of technologies to script, design, develop and program web sites.
- Ensured that websites were easy to navigate and met the needs of both the client and their potential customers.
- Designed and developed custom multimedia products for clients ranging from presentations to 2D/3D animation sequences.
- Created branding to include business cards, brochures, logos, and other media.
- Project management to achieve optimized results based on adherence to a budget and milestones.
- Researched and evaluated new multimedia and web technologies to offer the best solutions to clients.

Visual Information Specialist | 8/2006-5/2007 | ///REDACTED\\\
- Acted as an adviser for the design, development, and use of multimedia products and equipment.
- Briefed others on the use of multimedia assets and services.
- Created animations and presentations based on storyboards and subject matter expert specifications.
- Modeled complex real-world objects such as aircraft, buildings, and organics.
- Created special effects based on physics such as explosions and projectile munitions.
- Served as a client support administrator for hardware and software related issues.
- Edited material for clarity of presentation and grammatical accuracy and syntax.

3D Artist & Animator | 3/2006-8/2006 | ///REDACTED\\\
- Created 2D art and 3D geometry based on observation of real-world objects and conditions.
- Modeled detailed real-world-based environments.
- Researched, selected, and produced 2D/3D material using the most cost effective methods available.
- Developed a more streamlined approach for rendering of game objects and environments.
- Created special effects to simulate snow, fog, storms, explosions, and other particle systems.
- Worked in conjunction with military advisers to simulate a real-time war environment for soldiers.
- Developed ways to improve the pipeline process based on advantages/disadvantages.

Multimedia Developer | 5/2004-3/2006 | ///REDACTED\\\
- Spearheaded development of multiple electronic operator guides using XHTML, JavaScript, Flash, and CSS.
- Developed multimedia applications using object-orientated programming methodology and the principles of multimedia design.
- Collaborated with other developers to assess training requirements, design lesson maps, and develop storyboards.
- Wrote technical specifications and reports for internal documentation and customer reference.
- Edit and wrote technical articles and other materials to communicate clearly and effectively.
- Modeled and animated 3D military hardware, vehicles and terrain based on customer specifications.
- Designed interactive and challenging computer based training on a twelve month rotational cycle.

Tactical Data Systems Sergeant | 11/1999-02/2004 | US Army
- Supervised the setup and maintenance of an operations and communication network.
- Established communications network for computer systems. Analyzed computer/network issues.
- Initiated communications with analog/digital subscribers, and database construction and maintenance.
- Coordinated information with meteorological teams, advance party, and cannon crew members.
- Installed system hardware and software in both Legacy, Unix, and Windows environments.
- Supervised compliance with Department of Defense rules, guidelines, and regulations in real-world and computer networks.

EDUCATION:
Continuing college education. | 2001-Present
///REDACTED\\\ | LightWave Master's Course | 08/2004
US Army | Primary Leadership Development Course | 10/2002
///REDACTED\\\ | Major-Computer Graphic Design | 1994-1998

SOFTWARE & SCRIPTING COMPETENCIES:
Adobe Photoshop CS3 - Advanced
Adobe Illustrator CS3 - Advanced
Adobe InDesign CS3- Intermediate
Adobe After Effects CS3 -Intermediate
Adobe Dreamweaver CS3 - Intermediate/Advanced
Adobe Flash Pro. CS3 - Intermediate/Advanced
Adobe Fireworks CS3 -Advanced
Adobe Premiere Pro CS3 – Intermediate
ColdFusion 8 - Intermediate
3D Studio Max 9- Advanced
LightWave 3D 9 - Intermediate
Microsoft Office 2007 - Advanced
eFrontier Poser 7 - Novice
HTML/XHTML - Advanced
CSS -Advanced
MySQL - Intermediate
XML - Novice/Intermediate
PHP - Intermediate
Flash ActionScript 2.0 - Intermediate
JavaScript – Intermediate
AJAX - Novice
Flex 3.0 - Novice

AWARDS & HONORS:
Clark County Youth Advocate | 05/2007-09/2007
Great Plains Special Olympics Volunteer | 2005-2006
Comanche County Democratic Party, OK, Marketing Chairman | 2004-2006
Comanche County Coordinator, Committee to Elect Wesley Clark President | 2003-2004
Lawton, OK, Lions Club, Property Book Officer | 2004-2006
Army Commendation Medal | 04/2003
Army Achievement Medal | 05/2000, 11/2001, 06/2002
Non-commissioned Officer of the Month | 02/2003
Nevada Pride Award | June 1998
Student Body President | 1997-1998
Student Body Historian | 1996-1997
Graphic Design Club Treasurer | 1996-1997
French Club Secretary | 1996-1997
Student Ambassador | 1994-1996
Boys and Girls Club Mentor | 1995-1998

RECENT WEBSITES:
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Alas! the poor standing pat primitive! alas!

No primitive showed up at this bonfire to give any leads.
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 10:02:58 AM »
It would help him a lot if any of those 'awards' were for something remotely related to web design or graphic work, instead of being totally unrelated to it.     
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 10:05:20 AM »
Man, is he posting in the wrong place for a job. He'd have better luck dropping his resume off at a crack house.

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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 10:09:04 AM »
He might actually have an easier time hanging his own shingle for now.  That's the sort of thing a comapny will hire rather than keep staff if they can find a good company.
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 10:26:44 AM »
"Committee to Elect Wes Clark" - INSTANT round file if it came across my desk.


I'd leave any mention of politics off.......even if it was for a moonbat company. The candidate of your choice might not be batty enough to suit them.
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 10:32:06 AM »
Hmmm....lessee.
Web page design.
So "automatic" these days with modern tool kits, monkeys can do it.

That, of course, is his biggest problem.  I suspect his sights are set much higher than the market will bear, and even if he was God's gift to web design, most companies would regard it as an easily-deferrable expense for the duration of the current economic turbulence.
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 11:05:55 AM »
People seem to like put dumb shit on resumes these days.
I had one who had his email addy on it, and it was something like "beerlover123@aol.com".

I don't mind a person having a beer or two, but I'm sure not going to hire somebody who advertises it like that.

So, Bigrebthestud@*****.com would a no no?  :-)
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 11:45:41 AM »
People seem to like put dumb shit on resumes these days.
I had one who had his email addy on it, and it was something like "beerlover123@aol.com".

I don't mind a person having a beer or two, but I'm sure not going to hire somebody who advertises it like that.

An HR professional I was working with many moons ago (the company we worked for was closing down the Phoenix office, laying off everybody but the principle engineers and relocating the principles to other offices; this HR rep was helping us get our resumes in order so that we could hit the proverbial ground running when the doors closed) cued me in on how e-mails get looked at.

AOL - considered a low level of computing experience; unless you're hiring for some of the jobs that Mike Rowe does on camera, folks with an AOL e-mail address aren't going to be high on your candidate list.

earthlink, comcast, att, qwest, etc... - Second level e-mail addresses.  These are the large, commercial ISPs that your average folks will go to when they get sick to death of the scam that is AOL.  These are the ones that HR types spend the most time on, because they really have to ferret out the kernels they're looking for from the body of the resume.

hotmail, g-mail, msn, etc... - A step above the second level e-mail service providers.  Most of the folks using these e-mails have at least moderate levels of computer proficiency, and the time spent on these resumes will be largely used in fact checking with prior employers and managers, to verify that the skill levels indicated aren't complete bullshit.  There is one caveat to this:  all bets are off if the professional e-mail address given is something like HotPants459@yadayadayada.com or ladiesman317@boogabooga.net.  (There were several draftsmen in our office that were counselled to open a NEW e-mail account with a less "spicy" moniker specifically for job seeking, in order to smooth out the job search process)
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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 12:45:01 PM »
An HR professional I was working with many moons ago (the company we worked for was closing down the Phoenix office, laying off everybody but the principle engineers and relocating the principles to other offices; this HR rep was helping us get our resumes in order so that we could hit the proverbial ground running when the doors closed) cued me in on how e-mails get looked at.

AOL - considered a low level of computing experience; unless you're hiring for some of the jobs that Mike Rowe does on camera, folks with an AOL e-mail address aren't going to be high on your candidate list.

earthlink, comcast, att, qwest, etc... - Second level e-mail addresses.  These are the large, commercial ISPs that your average folks will go to when they get sick to death of the scam that is AOL.  These are the ones that HR types spend the most time on, because they really have to ferret out the kernels they're looking for from the body of the resume.

hotmail, g-mail, msn, etc... - A step above the second level e-mail service providers.  Most of the folks using these e-mails have at least moderate levels of computer proficiency, and the time spent on these resumes will be largely used in fact checking with prior employers and managers, to verify that the skill levels indicated aren't complete bullshit.  There is one caveat to this:  all bets are off if the professional e-mail address given is something like HotPants459@yadayadayada.com or ladiesman317@boogabooga.net.  (There were several draftsmen in our office that were counselled to open a NEW e-mail account with a less "spicy" moniker specifically for job seeking, in order to smooth out the job search process)

g-mail lets you open like a hundred different accounts. I use firstname.lastname@gmail.com for job seeking and official stuff. I have dozens of throwaways and alternates i use for other things, such as crockspot, and other handles I have other places. Pretty much a no brainer with gmail. It also allows you to segregate and identify who are spammers. So for hypothetical example, I would have crockspot.myspace@gmail.com, crockspot.facebook@gmail.com, crockspot.overstock@gmail.com, etc. (I use my own name in place of crockspot btw). That makes it easy to remember the name of the email account I used for that site, and if that account all of a sudden starts getting a lot of unrelated spam, I know exactly which site to complain to about it.

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Re: standing pat primitive looking for web-design job, willing to relocate
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 02:48:56 PM »
g-mail lets you open like a hundred different accounts. I use firstname.lastname@gmail.com for job seeking and official stuff. I have dozens of throwaways and alternates i use for other things, such as crockspot, and other handles I have other places. Pretty much a no brainer with gmail. It also allows you to segregate and identify who are spammers. So for hypothetical example, I would have crockspot.myspace@gmail.com, crockspot.facebook@gmail.com, crockspot.overstock@gmail.com, etc. (I use my own name in place of crockspot btw). That makes it easy to remember the name of the email account I used for that site, and if that account all of a sudden starts getting a lot of unrelated spam, I know exactly which site to complain to about it.

Done right, you can do the same thing with hotmail/msn, yahoo and most of the other e-mail service providers as well.  Even most of the big bandwidth service providers (comcast, att, qwest, etc...) allow for multiple e-mail accounts, though here you'll usually run into account naming restrictions (John.Doe32@comcast.net for example)  They aren't as big on letting your "alter-ego" run wild as the other service providers might.
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