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Offline Chris_

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Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« on: January 12, 2009, 08:00:43 AM »
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Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt

(AP) A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Authorities say the first attempt was made at a bank on Dec. 29 and the second at a Walgreens on Tuesday. Authorities did not say how the man tried to steal the machines.

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A fat ninja?   :rotf:

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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 08:02:23 AM »
The ghost of Chris Farley?
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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 12:55:22 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on January 12, 2009, 08:02:23 AM
The ghost of Chris Farley?

I thought of that, too, unfortunately.
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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 01:01:07 PM »
Hey, don't diss the



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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 01:09:07 PM »
Heh, the graphic I posted is not far from reality.  :-)

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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 03:46:21 PM »
Ninja Rule #42 : DO NOT GET FAT   :fuelfire:
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Re: Fla. Sheriff Seeks Portly 'ninja' In Theft Attempt
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 09:21:29 PM »
I was not there. It was not me
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