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Offline thundley4

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Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« on: January 08, 2009, 02:30:55 PM »
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ORT PIERCE — A 31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench, according to a police report released Thursday.

The victim told investigators the doorbell to her home in the 700 block of Beach Court rang, and she saw a red Jeep Cherokee blocking the driveway. However, she didn't recognize the vehicle, so she didn't answer the door.

A friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean themselves."
Flor..... aw do I have to say it?

This explains so many of these Florida headlines.
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More Florida adults lack basic reading skills than national average, study shows
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 02:33:43 PM »
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More Florida adults lack basic reading skills than national average, study shows

Maybe there wasn't a sign on the porch saying "no BMs"
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 02:36:55 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 08, 2009, 02:30:55 PM
Flor..... aw do I have to say it?

This explains so many of these Florida headlines.
There must be something else a little 'special' about Florida too though.
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Only two other states — New York and California — had higher rates of illiteracy than Florida in the latest survey.
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 02:44:08 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 08, 2009, 02:36:55 PM
There must be something else a little 'special' about Florida too though.
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Only two other states — New York and California — had higher rates of illiteracy than Florida in the latest survey

I'm thinking that illegal immigration plays a large part in that survey.
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 02:56:14 PM »
Wonder of this Fort Pierce woman is the same woman?
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 04:52:49 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 08, 2009, 02:36:55 PM
There must be something else a little 'special' about Florida too though.
...so they can't read sh*t.  That should eliminate any vowel movements.  :rimshot:
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2009, 11:56:28 AM »
Holy SHIT!  :o
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 12:01:19 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 08, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
Wonder of this Fort Pierce woman is the same woman?

I dunno, but I am sure as hell staying away from ft. pierce. :-)
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch-update
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 03:23:54 PM »
More details have come to light ...

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The 31-year-old woman said she refused to answer the door of her Florida home as she didn't recognise the car parked outside.

But the suspected Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman, apparently angered by the snub, decided to leave an unconventional calling card.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Spurned_saleswoman_defecates_on_porch&in_article_id=468191&in_page_id=2
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 06:25:36 PM »
On the bright side it wasn't in a paper bag set on fire.
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Re: Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch-update
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 06:29:29 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 09, 2009, 03:23:54 PM
More details have come to light ...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Spurned_saleswoman_defecates_on_porch&in_article_id=468191&in_page_id=2

How do I know that the pic of the BM is really from the perp? It could've been a very large dog that left that particular pile.

Just sayin'.  :shucks:
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