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Offline franksolich

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grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« on: January 08, 2009, 10:25:04 AM »
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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jan-08-09 11:23 AM
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Should Obama hire Freerepublic to guard the outhouses at the inauguration?

I was just thinking if anyone has the experience for this job it is those goofballs.

I bet they work for peanuts too.

Oh my.
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 11:07:21 AM »
Why would I want to take Husb2sparkly's job away from him?
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 11:17:08 AM »
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Should Obama hire Freerepublic to guard the outhouses at the inauguration?


...just another structure with a basement full of DUmmies.  It would need to be guarded why?
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 11:25:41 AM »
I dunno.

It sounds as if it has some money making potential here.

And nothing's sweeter than parting a primitive from his cash.

How about a buck for a number one, and ten bucks for a number two?
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 11:29:46 AM »
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 11:30:46 AM »
Quote from: Deetes on January 08, 2009, 11:29:46 AM
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..

I always thought number one was the standing up business, and number two the sitting down business.

If wrong, I apologize.
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 11:43:05 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 08, 2009, 11:38:55 AM
Considering the amount of "odd" sexual identities among the liberals, there may well be a No. 6 and a No. 8.

Well, I can see our esteemed colleague deetes' point, because number ones would be more common than number twos, and one wishes to maximize revenue.

However, this would bother me that a primitive could sneak in a number one while doing a number two, and that's not right.

This needs regulated, and as we know, primitives really like regulation.
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 12:29:07 PM »
How long will it take before we se "souvenier" toilet seats on eBay? 

Jerry Garcia's toilet seat sold for $2,500.  I think the one Elvis croaked on in a museum somewhere.
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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 12:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 08, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
How long will it take before we se "souvenier" toilet seats on eBay? 

Jerry Garcia's toilet seat sold for $2,500.  I think the one Elvis croaked on in a museum somewhere.

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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 12:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Deetes on January 08, 2009, 11:29:46 AM
$10 for no.1 and $20 for 2 , and lets cut the outhouses in half :-))) Oh plus tips ..

Might as well charge for toilet paper too...consider it a Sheryl Crow pee tax.

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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2009, 12:53:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on January 08, 2009, 11:30:46 AM
I always thought number one was the standing up business, and number two the sitting down business.

If wrong, I apologize.

Some of us sit for both, otherwise it can get kind of messy.

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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2009, 12:58:45 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 08, 2009, 12:52:34 PM
Might as well charge for toilet paper too...consider it a Sheryl Crow pee tax.

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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2009, 01:18:03 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 08, 2009, 12:53:38 PM
Some of us sit for both, otherwise it can get kind of messy.

Cindie

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Re: grouchy old primitive wants members of freerepublic at inauguration
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2009, 01:22:39 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 08, 2009, 11:38:55 AM
Considering the amount of "odd" sexual identities among the liberals, there may well be a No. 6 and a No. 8.

 :lmao:

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