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Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« on: January 08, 2009, 07:31:59 AM »
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Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar

(AP) A 22-year-old Fairbanks man was arrested for allegedly urinating on a bouncer at a bar on Sunday morning. The bouncer at Kodiak Jack's told police that he was trying to remove another man from the bar for causing a disruption.

The bouncer said he was trying to calm down the other man when he noticed the man behind him urinating on his leg.

The man was charged with with harassment, indecent exposure and making a false report. He was apparently angry that his friend was being thrown out of the bar.

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Wonder who leaked this story to the press.   :-)

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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 08:04:50 AM »
I bet that when interviewed he just came out with a stream of lies.



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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 08:08:36 AM »
I've been there several times.  :-)
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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 08:22:05 AM »
I spent some time as a bouncer. Never been pissed on. Pissed OFF, yeah, but never pissed ON.
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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 11:12:49 AM »
I bet that when interviewed he just came out with a stream of lies.
...and was told by the police, "urine a lotta trouble now".
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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 11:15:04 AM »
...and was told by the police, "urine a lotta trouble now".
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In the morning he'll be flushed with embarrassment.



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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 11:19:23 AM »
In the morning he'll be flushed with embarrassment.
...but he'll have spent the night in the tank.   :-)
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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 12:21:44 PM »
Is this Fairbanks, Florida by any chance?   :bolt:
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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 02:00:30 PM »
I've been there several times.  :-)

gotta be better than that native bar, right?

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Re: Man Accused Of Urinating On Bouncer At Alaska Bar
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 02:59:12 PM »
gotta be better than that native bar, right?

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