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Offline franksolich

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primitives hold a baby shower
« on: January 07, 2009, 02:37:29 PM »
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japple  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 10:20 AM
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Help!!! Need baby shower ideas??? 

I got rooked into giving a baby shower. My SIL is bringing cupcakes and that's as far as I've gotten. I have only been to a couple of baby showers in my life and that was many, many years ago, so I can't even remember what we did or ate. Any suggestions for food, drink, and especially games will be greatly appreciated. There probably will be no more than 10 people attending.

Edited to add: my niece is making a "diaper cake" centerpiece. If you aren't familiar, it's a "cake" shapped centerpiece made out of rolled, stacked, disposable diapers. Really clever and cute.

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Vinca  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jan-07-09 11:43 AM
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1. I was recently invited to, but didn't attend, a baby shower where the woman throwing it provided the guests with tiny white t-shirts, disposable gloves and the fixings for tie-dye. It sounded cute, but messy. Maybe a project with fabric pens on the shirts would be better. Little messages, drawings, etc. I guess it depends on the attendees.

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Dora  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 11:55 AM
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3. That's a cute idea!

Rubber stamps are another alternative to messy tie-dye.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 11:51 AM
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2. I can't help with games but for food

I'd focus on easy to eat tid (kid) bits and a nice salad. I might have some chicken satay (or grilled veggies on a stick), a relish tray with "baby" vegetables, a tall glass full of pretzel rods, a bowl or two of M&M's and a nice punch or "mocktail" of some sort. Usually women who come to these kinds of events aren't expecting a full fledged meal and really want things they can just pop into their mouths. Don't get too elaborate.

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Crisco  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 01:21 PM
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4. Just Have Lots of Wine and Strawberries and It'll All Work Out

With soft drinks for mom, of course.

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yellerpup  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 01:51 PM
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5. How about a scrapbook with greetings welcoming the new baby into the family that includes old family photos, remembrances of how baby's parents were greeted as newborns and an explanation of the baby's genealogy? A time capsule including sonograms, before and after photos of mom & dad, and current events leading up to baby's birthday?

The warped primitive, as usual, has the best idea, and the only idea worth following:

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 02:43 PM
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6. Well, they're about the loot, not the food so you need to concentrate on stuff people can pick off a tray and pop into their mouths between "oohs" and "aaahs."

Even cupcakes might be a little ambitious.

You'd be more successful with a deli platter from a supermarket than you will with anything that needs a plate and silverware, in other words.

Drinks should be sodas and coffee. This is one party where the honoree is not supposed to drink, so bag the champagne.
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Re: primitives hold a baby shower
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 02:56:16 PM »
Nothing like starting the child off on the left foot......tie dyed T-shirts.... :rotf:
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Re: primitives hold a baby shower
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 03:06:21 PM »
Dummies idea for a baby shower?  Keep it under until it drowns, since it survived the abortion.  Obama would approve.

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Re: primitives hold a baby shower
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 04:14:13 PM »
Kind of a nice reminder that there are some actual humans over there, as well as all the dangerous psychotics we know so well.

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Re: primitives hold a baby shower
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 05:43:50 PM »
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japple  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-07-09 10:20 AM
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Edited to add: my niece is making a "diaper cake" centerpiece. If you aren't familiar, it's a "cake" shapped centerpiece made out of rolled, stacked, disposable diapers. Really clever and cute.



I hope someone tells japple that the diapers are supposed to be the unused kind. 



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Re: primitives hold a baby shower
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 05:54:27 PM »
I hope someone tells japple that the diapers are supposed to be the unused kind.

That was kind of my thought when I first read it, but then I figured I'd let someone else say it.
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