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Offline Rebel

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College isn't Necessary
« on: January 06, 2009, 06:31:34 PM »



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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2009, 06:35:24 PM »
Brilliant

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What's her DU name?
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »
She's just pissed because even community colleges would reject her.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2009, 07:04:49 PM »
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 07:11:19 PM »
Yeah, she looks like someone I should take advice from.  :bs:
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 07:43:31 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 06, 2009, 07:11:19 PM
Yeah, she looks like someone I should take advice from.  :bs:

She doesn't look like someone I'd take my CHANGE from, unless I'd already counted it twice.

And no, I don't need you to SuperSize that for me, honey.   :loser:
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 07:56:13 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 06:55:38 PM
She's just pissed because even community colleges would reject her.
No, they wouldn't.  :bawl:  She is actually pretty literate compared to some of my husband's students. 
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 08:01:28 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on January 06, 2009, 07:56:13 PM
No, they wouldn't.  :bawl:  She is actually pretty literate compared to some of my husband's students. 

Frightening thought, isn't it?  And of course they ALL **deserve** $100K/yr jobs because they've been to college.  It's amazing what some schools don't teach, and the crap with which they instead fill their sad little heads.

See, LYnZee, ye of the screwed up spelling?  The second sentence in the previous paragraph may look strange to you, but the way it was written was to avoid ending the sentence in a preposition.  A rule which I'm sure had you either gone to college or been awake through 8th grade English you would have known!  So do us all a favor and DON'T enter the workforce.  Please stay on your couch, eating bon-bons with your mother while your ass grows to even larger proportions than hers, thereby guaranteeing you'll be nobody's trophy wife.  This will also serve to spare the human race from future generations of your spawn, for which we will all be grateful.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2009, 08:11:14 PM »
There are plenty of people with a college diploma that are functionally illiterate.  I won't even get into their writing abilities.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2009, 08:19:10 PM »
The problem, Thor, is that educational attainment notwithstanding, the girl in question is a lazy little shit that typifies exactly what's WRONG with those who posess an entitlement mentality.  "I'm a girl, I shouldn't have to do anything except shake my ass, and even then only when it suits me," is the message she sends out, yet wants to be treated as an equal despite far from equal effort put forth.

Yeah, it's just an immature kid on the Net who happened to get the crap ridiculed out of her.  However, there are far more kids, both boys and girls, who share her do-nothing worship me over-inflated self-esteem egos.  I see her as a reflection of a society which has failed her and so many like her by not teaching her reality, self-reliance, and maturity.  Here's to hoping she grew up.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2009, 08:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Thor on January 06, 2009, 08:11:14 PM
There are plenty of people with a college diploma that are functionally illiterate.  I won't even get into their writing abilities.

Yeah, many of'em are about to be former Big-12 players in the NFL.  :lmao:
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2009, 08:26:31 PM »
Who knows, maybe she has "special talents."  That'll last her until her looks decide to take a hike.

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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2009, 08:28:52 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on January 06, 2009, 08:26:31 PM
Who knows, maybe she has "special talents."  That'll last her until her looks decide to take a hike.

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You know what they say--look at her mother and you see her in 20 years.  That being said, I wouldn't hit it, except maybe with a 9-iron.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 08:35:19 PM »
I gave out my daily bullseye earlier

I'll requery manana to see if you are still deserving...
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2009, 08:38:14 PM »
That's sad...yet hilarious.   :lmao:
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2009, 08:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 06, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
That's sad...yet hilarious.   :lmao:

Almost as scary as "Jay-walking."

Almost.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2009, 08:47:28 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 06, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
Almost as scary as "Jay-walking."

Almost.

What would make that skit more frightening than any Clive Barker movie or Stephen King novel would be a line at the end where Jay intones:

"And these people cancel YOUR votes."
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2009, 08:51:55 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 08:47:28 PM
What would make that skit more frightening than any Clive Barker movie or Stephen King novel would be a line at the end where Jay intones:

"And these people cancel YOUR votes."

We are living that nightmare.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2009, 08:55:00 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 08:01:28 PM
Frightening thought, isn't it?  And of course they ALL **deserve** $100K/yr jobs because they've been to college.  It's amazing what some schools don't teach, and the crap with which they instead fill their sad little heads.

It is amazing.  And frightening.  In a few more years, those illiterates entering college today will be out in the work force...destroying every document they "touch."  

On the plus side, my co-workers and I have half a wall covered with the amusing and illiterate notes left on broken equipment, so at least we can laugh at it.  
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2009, 10:45:56 PM »
tsk-tsk....so sad.

And what's even worse.....so typical of many young women these days.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2009, 10:59:26 PM »
Quote from: debk on January 06, 2009, 10:45:56 PM
tsk-tsk....so sad.

And what's even worse.....so typical of many young women these days.

What's really sad is when there are those of us young folk who try to correct our peers when they pull such stunts and we get slapped in the face (figuratively speaking). The end result is that we get openly mocked, teased, cursed at, you name it.

For example, many younger students these days are so used to the shorthand language of text-messaging, that it is actually showing up in papers, literature reviews, essays and other written assignments.  I had to correct a friend's work while checking it for them, and I discovered they were using "U" in the place of "you."   :thatsright:  They won't be making that same mistake again. ;)
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2009, 11:03:47 PM »
It all goes downhill after Generation X.

I'm in awe of the stupidity that exists in todays youth.  There are exceptions of course, but generally speaking, it is scary. 
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2009, 11:04:57 PM »
Ooops...I forgot something... :old:

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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2009, 11:26:45 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 07:04:49 PM
Oh, my.  The Interwebz is a cruel, cruel place.

http://digg.funniestclip.com/Lynzee_Stauss/

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Lynzee_Stauss

Pics of her being an underage drinker....all over the net.
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Re: College isn't Necessary
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2009, 08:52:46 AM »
Oh I dunno guys....I think she has a pretty bright future.........As a topless dancer! :-)
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