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Offline asdf2231

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So NEVER getting laid...
« on: January 05, 2009, 09:41:52 PM »
[youtube=425,350]gcOxMnEtJbQ[/youtube]

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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2009, 09:44:33 PM »
I gotta ask.....what's his DU name?
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 09:49:44 PM »
The guy narrating sounds like Matthew McConaughey or at least the Red Eye version of him.
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 09:50:39 PM »
I like those chairs.  :naughty:
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2009, 09:52:59 PM »
Must be some Little Goon's audition tape for the next season of HGTV's "Design Star".
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 08:05:03 AM »
I love it! 
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 10:48:18 AM »
Dude, is he masturbating while he narrates this?  That was just disturbing on every level imaginable.
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 01:35:37 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 10:48:18 AM
Dude, is he masturbating while he narrates this?  That was just disturbing on every level imaginable.

Do you really want to know the answer to that question???? :o :o :o
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2009, 04:11:06 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 06, 2009, 10:48:18 AM
Dude, is he masturbating while he narrates this?  That was just disturbing on every level imaginable.

Is that all you bubbleheads think of??
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2009, 04:29:57 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2009, 09:50:39 PM
I like those chairs.  :naughty:


The fur? Hummmmmmmmmmmm :evillaugh:
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2009, 06:41:12 PM »
We are going to read about him in the paper someday after his parents find him in the game room unconscious and in a pool of his own feces and urine after a 72-hour video game binge.
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2009, 01:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 06, 2009, 04:29:57 PM

The fur? Hummmmmmmmmmmm :evillaugh:

I knew you would see things my way.  :-)
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2009, 01:59:06 PM »
Quote from: jendf on January 06, 2009, 06:41:12 PM
We are going to read about him in the paper someday after his parents find him in the game room unconscious and in a pool of his own feces and urine after a 72-hour video game binge.

oh.... ish.  :lmao:
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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2009, 02:11:36 PM »
This is the description on the video:

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This is my Xbox 360 Room I have been working on.
TV, Xbox 360, TV Table, Surround Sound=$3000
Led's,Led Driver,Led Dimming switch = $ 170
Rug at a Department Store = $ 120
Mini Fridge = $ 108
Chairs at a Department Store = $ 100
The floor I found on closeout
I installed myself = $ 85
painted the walls and logos myself = $ 80
painted and etched the glass tables = $ 10
Playing Xbox 360 in green glow = Priceless


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Re: So NEVER getting laid...
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2009, 08:23:07 PM »
man, not only is he never getting laid in this lifetime this will carry him through the next couple of lives too with no one. This is bad enough he may just have to give back a few of the mind blowing memorable ones from previous lives....


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