BEG, as I put on the freshly clean sheets on my bed, I reminded myself of one of the stupidest things I've ever done.
As you know I own two cats. I have all white bedding for my bed. I have to cover my white duvet with a quilt so they can't lay on it and get hair all over it. It's a PITA and I have to used one of those tape rollers to clean it off like once a week. It's so pretty when it's all made up and clean, but I'm a complete moron for buying it in the first place.
That reminds me about the time when K and I first got married. He was still in college (at ASU) and we were moving into our first apartment. We needed to get a couch and we bought a brand new slightly off white couch. It was one of those places where you picked the style of the couch then the fabric and they made it for you. Someone had it made then decided they didn't want it, probably because they figured out it would be IMPOSSIBLE to keep clean....unlike us, the idiots. We got it fairly cheap compared to how much it originally cost but we still got ripped off because even if you sat down on it with jeans on the jean dye would rub off on it. I was 20 and K was 21. I had never cleaned my room before in my life, my Mom had always done it. I had never ironed a shirt or fixed myself dinner either.
Needless to say within a couple of months the couch looked like shit. I remember with in the first month I dropped a blob of guacamole on it. From a couple months on out we kept it covered with a sheet. It was probably the stupidest thing we have ever bought. Well, besides the Suzuki Samurai Jeep the first year it came out. I remember when I got pregnant, my Mom came down for a visit and took us out the same day and made us trade it in on Honda Civic SI. We were really upside down on the car so my mom paid the difference. She said no grandchild of hers would get their brains scrambled in that stupid Suzuki Samurai.
Oh wait I have another stupid thing. Soon after we got our first apartment we bought a full bread Cocker Spaniel puppy. It cost us $100, that was all we had in our checking account. My Mom asked us how much she was and I lied and told her that someone gave her to us. I kept that lie up for a couple of months and then confessed (I could never lie to my mom). We ate spaghetti and butter for quite a while after we bought that dog.