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Offline Atomic Lib Smasher

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Obama Test
« on: January 04, 2009, 01:27:32 AM »
This has got to be a satire site, but I consider a score of 13 to be a badge of honor.




      I'm an embarrassment to Barack!

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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 01:30:51 AM »
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Barack Obama has very high standards. As your president, Barack will demand that you do your best and that you don't embarrass him.

Take this test to determine whether you're qualified to be one of those who Barack will be president of.

I'm pretty sure it's satire.  :-)


You scored 18
You're an embarrassment to Barack.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 05:38:31 AM »
Well, I did 18.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 07:11:49 AM »
You scored 18
You're an embarrassment to Barack.


Maybe it was where I joined the Resistance.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 07:14:24 AM »
You scored 18
You're an embarrassment to Barack.


Maybe it was where I joined the Resistance.

Well, remember, as the primitives have reminded us the past eight years, "dissent is patriotic."

I commend you on your patriotism, sir.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2009, 08:13:22 AM »
19.   :-)
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2009, 08:21:59 AM »
You scored 23
Where do they find "people" like you? Barack is very disappointed.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009, 08:37:00 AM »
I got a 90 and barack is "very pleased."


And you guys are going to get a visit from the secret police on January 21st.  :tongue:
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 09:04:43 AM »
25 !!!!!!!!!!!! WTH did I do wrong ????????

Knew I should have just played hooky and went fishing.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2009, 09:27:40 AM »
You scored 21
Where do they find "people" like you? Barack is very disappointed.


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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2009, 09:34:29 AM »
You scored 18
You're an embarrassment to Barack.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2009, 11:12:51 AM »
24.

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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2009, 11:23:24 AM »
You scored 21
Where do they find "people" like you? Barack is very disappointed.

I wear that as a badge.

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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2009, 04:49:19 PM »
42. Its those Spanish/French questions.. We're Basque, we want our kids to speak Spanish and French, I swear..

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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2009, 11:38:35 PM »
I scored 15.  I would have got more, but I speak a little russian, so I have more than one language.

It worries me that one with his math skills is in charge of the treasury.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2009, 08:01:50 PM »
42. Its those Spanish/French questions.. We're Basque, we want our kids to speak Spanish and French, I swear..
...off with your heads....   :uhsure:
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2009, 08:23:21 PM »
I'm an embarrassment to Barack!
I only scored 17 on the Obama Test
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2009, 07:31:18 PM »
You scored 16
You're an embarrassment to Barack.
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Re: Obama Test
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2009, 07:50:38 PM »
I scored 15.  I would have got more, but I speak a little russian, so I have more than one language.

It worries me that one with his math skills is in charge of the treasury.

That's gotta be what got me too.  I speak 3 different languages, but am not teaching my children spanish or french.

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You scored 19
You're an embarrassment to Barack.
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