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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2009, 08:55:59 PM »
It was Debbie Jaroe, in the sixth grade, who told me I have the most beautiful eyes she had ever seen.  She was right. Famous artists have tried, in their desperate attempts for greatness, to capture the kind of blue that resides in the two oceans of my face.  

I have had women describe them as 'intoxicating'.  One of my girlfriend's mother told me I had the best 'bedroom eyes' she had ever seen.  That old chick wanted me BAD.  She loved to wisp her finger across my long lashes as I tried to get her off my lap.    

I have seen those pictures (the ones you think look gay).... you speak the truth Undies.
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2009, 08:56:49 PM »
Hey I just noticed that hazel and brown are together -- can I say I have hazel eyes now?


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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2009, 08:58:34 PM »
That would be me.... brotha.  :-)





Staring into those eyes would be very nice. :)

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2009, 08:59:40 PM »
Staring into those eyes would be very nice. :)

Not as intoxicating as staring into undies, but I will forever be in his shadow.  :-)
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2009, 09:00:25 PM »
Not as intoxicating as staring into undies, but I will forever be in his shadow.  :-)

That's an entirely different subject. :rotf:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2009, 09:01:16 PM »
I have seen those pictures (the ones you think look gay).... you speak the truth Undies.

Yeah, but now the "wings" of surrounding wrinkles and the fatty deposits in the eyelids sort of make them moot.  

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2009, 09:02:41 PM »
That's an entirely different subject. :rotf:

I knew you would "get" my double entendre.  :lmao:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2009, 09:03:52 PM »
I knew you would "get" my double entendre.  :lmao:

The gutter is a step up. :p

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2009, 09:04:22 PM »
Yeah, but now the "wings" of surrounding wrinkles and the fatty deposits in the eyelids sort of make them moot.  

I believe they call them character lines. You should see one of my latest pictures (that I won't post) my son took a picture of me and I looked like I had a lot of character.  :-)
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2009, 09:06:00 PM »
The gutter is a step up. :p

I was raised right.  Don't blame my mama.

The thought of being able to get intoxicated while staring into undies .... hmmmm.... how telling.  :uhsure:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2009, 09:06:16 PM »
Interesting.   Most people I know with gray eye color have killer vision (pilots).   The green though usually indicates nearsightness (I have no idea if that is a word).   I have brown eyes with green flecks of color -- totally near sighted.  

My father has brown eyes.  I think he is nearsighted as well since that seems to be the common affliction in my family.  I bet if you did a bit of Googling, someone has already studied your subject for you (anything for a grant or tenure). 

edity edit:  EbscoHost is an excellent resource for scientific/medical studies.
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2009, 09:06:30 PM »
I believe they call them character lines. You should see one of my latest pictures (that I won't post) my son took a picture of me and I looked like I had a lot of character.  :-)


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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2009, 09:07:21 PM »
Green
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Re: Eye Color
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2009, 09:09:21 PM »
I had a girlfriend (stop laughing) that had hazel eyes with large specks of green in them.  They were amazing.

It was a shame the rest of her wasn't.
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2009, 09:11:14 PM »
Now everyone be nice!

Odin, thanks for sharing!  :lmao:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2009, 09:12:22 PM »
I had a girlfriend (stop laughing) that had hazel eyes with large specks of green in them.  They were amazing.

It was a shame the rest of her wasn't.

Well, those other specks of green were a warning sign.  Don't go there.

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2009, 09:12:23 PM »
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2009, 09:13:55 PM »
Always a pleasure.

That's what my girlfriend's mother said!

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2009, 09:14:26 PM »


Sunglasses and a hat with hair can cover a multitude of sins.

You are breathtaking.  :-*
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2009, 09:15:55 PM »
That's what my girlfriend's mother said!

Oh behave.... between your intoxicating undies and your dangerous and forbidden liasions....  :lmao:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2009, 09:16:48 PM »
Who wants to place bets that WE is our forum albino?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2009, 09:19:26 PM »
You are breathtaking.  :-*
That's what my girlfriend's mother said as I slowly choked the life out of her....while she came alive...oh, I was a dirty boy!

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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2009, 09:20:28 PM »
That's what my girlfriend's mother said as I slowly choked the life out of her....while she came alive...oh, I was a dirty boy!

Heavens!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Eye Color
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2009, 09:20:51 PM »
Who wants to place bets that WE is our forum albino?  :evillaugh:

The only thing bleached white about WE is his liver.