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Offline thundley4

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Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
« on: December 31, 2008, 10:06:30 PM »
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OCALA, Fla. -- A woman in Ocala was jailed for hitting herself in the face with a frying pan and then blaming her estranged husband.
Investigators said Kelley Lemay called police to her estranged husband's apartment twice Tuesday night after an argument.
Police said the first time they came out Lemay didn't have any marks. The second time, she had a swollen eye.
Officers had handcuffed her estranged husband, but she came clean, telling them she had hit herself.
She was arrested for filing a false police report.
Florida?  You bet !

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Offline Chris_

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Re: Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 07:47:28 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 31, 2008, 10:06:30 PM
Florida?  You bet !


No improvement after the first hit.  She should have smacked herself a few more times....couldn't hurt those looks, but just might help.   :innocent: :-)
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If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 08:05:38 AM »
Florida is starting 2009 in the way it intends to go on.  :-)
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Offline Gratiot

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Re: Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 07:34:13 AM »
Well he's a lucky lad, that she came clean, not so lucky... with his choice of a wife...
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