Naked Home Invader Nabbed After Senior Citizen Grabs His 'Cahoochies'

[bijou]

(PORTLAND, Ore.) - It seems some criminals have a problem of underestimating their victims. Police say that today at 6:30 AM, an 88-year old woman in her bathrobe was confronted by a naked man who had entered her home in the 2500 block of SE 287th Avenue through an unlocked sliding door.

Deputy Paul H. (Mac) McRedmond with the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office, says the man, saying nothing, backed her into the living room of the house and pushed her face down onto a chair.

"Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, 'giving him a good squeeze', McRedmond said.

He added, "The man tore free and ran back out the way he had come in."

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The driver, identified as 46-year old Michael G. Dick of Gresham, who matched the description of the suspect, was detained, questioned by Multnomah County detectives and then booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency charges, with bail currently set at $110,000.

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Glad they caught the well named burglar.

[thundley4]

Holy  , it isn't Florida !!!!!!

[Chris_]

Holy  , it isn't Florida !!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...wonder how long it took him to push those eyes back into their sockets.