Wannabe Wizard- Grab a coat- they turned my heat off

[NHSparky]

Ok, someone help me out here.  I think this is total bullshit.  Is there anyone here who has an electric oven that will turn on in 'Clean Mode' without locking the door on the oven??

KC

You can't turn on "Clean" mode without the door being locked.  At least that's the way it's been with every electric stove I've used/owned in the last 30 years.

[Traveshamockery]

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merwin  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Nov-26-08 07:19 PM
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I just had to cash out my 401k


So this year I've been diagnosed with Celiac's disease, had to stop trying to have another kid because the fertility dr is $500/month for the artificial insemination that we need. I lost my job for a couple months at the beginning of the year and got a new one that pays less than half as much. My wife is currently out of a job (since the beginning of October). And when my wife does get a new job, it won't be working at home anymore, so my 2 year old will have to be in full time daycare. We had to declare bankruptcy (no-asset case, thank God).

Is there anything private these dummies won't share with the world?  Fertility issues, losing their jobs, filing bankruptcy, having their heat cut off, blah, blah, blah.

Seriously, is there anything these dummies keep to themselves?  

If I filed bankruptcy, had my heat cut off, and was receiving fertility treatment, I sure as heck wouldn't be broadcasting it to the world like they do.  I'm sure somewhere in his postings he's talked about the size of his weenie and I'm sure it's teeny tiny - not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Speaking of fertility treatments ~ why would a couple who obviously has serious money issues and probably some serious emotional issues be trying to bring another baby into the world into another dysfunctional family, and paying $500 per month to make it happen?  It appears they can't take care of the one they already have.  

I think I know the answer - they think they should be able to have as many children as they want to have, and if they can't do it naturally, the government should provide them with free fertility treatments and free healthcare for the pregnancy and after. 

[PatriotGame]

Ok, someone help me out here.  I think this is total bullshit.  Is there anyone here who has an electric oven that will turn on in 'Clean Mode' without locking the door on the oven??

KC

Gosh I hope so. How could a DUmmy get their head in there with the door closed? All self-cleaning ovens should come in a special DUmmy edition that has a head-insert skirt that allows for the insertion of a DUmmy's noggin' while the door is closed and locked while protecting anyone else in the house.

[delilahmused]

So much for that new age hippie diet of tofu dogs boiled in week old bong water.
If your son is that skinny you should be tossed on the hoosegow for child abuse.

Both my sons were like that, so was their father. It's just a body type. Mine have been eating meat and potatoes since they started eating solid food. I used to grind it up in one of those mini food processors. As teenagers they each drank a gallon of milk a day (we should have bought a cow). Now they're adults and still skinny. One is a tall, skinny truck driver the other is a tall skinny Marine. Small children don't necessarily mean they're weak or malnourished, sometimes it's genetics.

Cindie

[PatriotGame]

Both my sons were like that, so was their father. It's just a body type. Mine have been eating meat and potatoes since they started eating solid food. I used to grind it up in one of those mini food processors. As teenagers they each drank a gallon of milk a day (we should have bought a cow). Now they're adults and still skinny. One is a tall, skinny truck driver the other is a tall skinny Marine. Small children don't necessarily mean they're weak or malnourished, sometimes it's genetics.

Cindie

Oh I know what you are saying Cindie however, if DUmmy genetics were involved, I am confident the DUmmy kid would still have the clothes hanger protruding through his head.

Whoops! There I go again...

[BlueStateSaint]

So much for that new age hippie diet of tofu dogs boiled in week old bong water.
If your son is that skinny you should be tossed on the hoosegow for child abuse.

Geez!  "The Heiress" is in the 50th percentile for weight--and the 95th percentile for height.

I'm thinking that what we do isn't classified as "abuse." 

('Course, we do pay our bills on time, too.)

[thundley4]

That might only be here in Illinois, Thundley. Cilco does the same thing.


But yeah, this DUmmy can afford all the banking software, a lawyer for bankruptcy, but not his heating bill? And they wanna run the economy?  

I thought it was the law here . Maybe it's one of the good laws in this state. (One of the few)

[thundley4]

Speaking of fertility treatments ~ why would a couple who obviously has serious money issues and probably some serious emotional issues be trying to bring another baby into the world into another dysfunctional family, and paying $500 per month to make it happen?  It appears they can't take care of the one they already have.  

They never had the chance to have an abortion while building their family, now they want to make up for.  Just like a DUmmie to spend money to kill and unborn child. 

[JohnnyReb]

They never had the chance to have an abortion while building their family, now they want to make up for.  Just like a DUmmie to spend money to kill and unborn child. 

I'm wondering, does the kid they have look like the gas meter reader?

[LC EFA]

I'm wondering about this E-check stuff.

How is it that in the day of electronics , a electronic "check" can take more than a few moments, a day tops ,to be transferred to the recipients account... unless of course the writer specifies it...

Heck , the BPAY system I use to pay my bills pretty much always has it in there instantly, despite claiming it can take a day.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Even at 45 days late the gas company won't shut you off...he's leaving some shit out!

[delilahmused]

Oh I know what you are saying Cindie however, if DUmmy genetics were involved, I am confident the DUmmy kid would still have the clothes hanger protruding through his head.

Whoops! There I go again...

LOL! H5 for the visual. I keep seeing this tin foil hat with this coat hanger antenna sticking out of the middle.

Cindie

[delilahmused]

Why don't they just have the kid sleep with mom and dad until the gas is turned back on. The little tyke would be nice and toasty and would probably enjoy the treat of getting to sleep in the big bed.

Cindie

[BlueStateSaint]

Why don't they just have the kid sleep with mom and dad until the gas is turned back on. The little tyke would be nice and toasty and would probably enjoy the treat of getting to sleep in the big bed.

Cindie

The Heiress isn't quite at that point yet.  She still thinks that, when either my wife or I bring her into our bed, that it's playtime.