We could sell all our possessions and live out of my van. 
And will you be parking next to me....
DOWN BY THE RIVER????
And FWIW, gas is anywhere between $1.49 and $1.57 a gallon here, with Diesel going for about $2.45 (yet strangely, heating oil still goes for $2.40 a gallon, and it's the SAME DAMNED THING, supposedly without the taxes.)