I wonder if they have traced the Bush family back to the Crucifixion yet.
That would give the DUmmies a problem though...they would have to regard them as heros for that.
Yeah, I wonder when the Swanson TV dinner primitive's going to get around to investigating the plot to usurp Elizabeth I and replace her with Mary Queen of Scots, circa 1560-1587.
It's never been looked into much, and I'm sure the Swanson TV dinner primitive would find it interesting, given that documentary evidence actually exists; one doesn't have to draw half-hatched conclusions.
Or perhaps since the Swanson TV dinner primitive's into trying to solve ancient mysteries, perhaps he could look into the case of Edward II, circa 1320-1328.
There's just lots and lots of unsolved mysteries the Swanson TV dinner primitive can look into, while leading his life of trust-funded security and ease.