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Offline Chris_

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SPARKY!!! Buy me this! I'll be your friend
« on: December 25, 2008, 10:35:51 PM »
Sunken Soviet sub needs buyer _ or it's scrapped
You KNOW you want it!
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former Soviet cruise missile submarine that was once featured in a Hollywood film and sank in the Providence River during a storm last year will be converted to scrap metal if no one agrees to buy it, the president of the foundation that owns it said Wednesday.

The 282-foot submarine, also known as Juliett 484, began serving as a floating educational museum in 2002, until it went down during a powerful nor'easter in April 2007.

Army and Navy dive crews raised the sub in a training exercise last July, and inspections showed the vessel had deteriorated and corroded during its 15 months underwater.

Restoring it to an operational museum would have cost more than $1 million, said Frank Lennon, director of the Russian Sub Museum and president of the USS Saratoga Museum Foundation, a private, nonprofit group.
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Re: SPARKY!!! Buy me this! I'll be your friend
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2008, 12:21:36 AM »
I say we buy it and make it the new base for the VRWC.
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Re: SPARKY!!! Buy me this! I'll be your friend
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2008, 07:04:11 PM »
I second that. Once we get her operational no one can stop us,Bwawhahahahaha
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Re: SPARKY!!! Buy me this! I'll be your friend
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 08:19:36 AM »
We can take up a collection.  But I get to run the reactor after we add a shitload of shielding to it.  Think you'll be the boss?  Not after I weld the door shut, take over the hydraulics, water, and air.
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Re: SPARKY!!! Buy me this! I'll be your friend
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 06:48:41 PM »
Awesome.  We can definitely sink SomethingAwful's battleship with that one.  Ha!  Take that, goons.
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