babbling sister primitive gets 0bama-in-a-box for Christmas

[franksolich]

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The babbling sister primitive, who can't think critically (another thread):

babylonsister  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-24-08 09:43 PM
Original message
 
X-mas just happened here, and I want to share. 

My dear sweet husband got me a tv to put above my 'puter so I can watch the news and 'chat' about it vs. having to turn around or leave the room. That was so very sweet.

BUT! My favorite gift is this: historic and I adore it! I never knew I'd love a toy. I sent him a link that someone on DU posted, and he got me this.

His 'pots and pans' X-mas sucked, but he has more that redeemed himself.

photographs; one better go over the Skins's island to see them, as one won't believe it if I describe the toys here

And 'Hail to the chief' is the song. Collectors item, I'm thinking.

Peace!

Now, I am outraged.

Talk about racism, talk about mocking black people.

These are strongly redolent of "darky toys" of old.

If the babbling sister primitive doesn't see the racial caricatures, the babbling sister primitive must be blind.

Talk about blatant egregious racism.

It's a big bonfire; the primitives love it.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Wed Dec-24-08 10:00 PM
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8. Merry Christmas, 'sister.

Give that thing an extra crank for me.

proud2Blib  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-24-08 10:07 PM
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9. You lucky duck

Damn.  Just damn.

[djones520]

She must weigh 400lbs or so.  How ****ing lazy do you have to be to have a TV mounted above your monitor, so you don't have to turn around to watch it.   

[franksolich]

She must weigh 400lbs or so.  How ****ing lazy do you have to be to have a TV mounted above your monitor, so you don't have to turn around to watch it.   

You know, that went right by me, because I was looking at the photographs.

If the babbling sister primitive can't figure this out, the babbling sister primitive's IQ must be one-tenth of her weight.

[thundley4]

She must weigh 400lbs or so.  How ****ing lazy do you have to be to have a TV mounted above your monitor, so you don't have to turn around to watch it.   

Really, I'd never do that. I have a video card with a TV receiver built in connected to a satellite receiver which lets me watch TV on the second monitor.

[Carl]

My TV is on the other side of the room and can watch/listen without any difficulty and use the computer.

My guess is that this is another Buckhead wannabe that sits wild eyed waiting to hear something on the TV so that they can post the exposé of the century and have fame forever.

[thundley4]

My original purpose was to follow the Cubs and talk online about the games in progress.  It's also another handy  DVR and allows for burning movies or whatever to DVD.

[asdf2231]

And once again Adbot comes through!

[franksolich]

Okay, I showed the photographs of the toys the babbling sister primitive finds so cute, to the neighbor.  He agrees they're offensive.....and suspects they may have even been designed and manufactured by a secret member of the Ku Klux Klan out to make some bucks off the 0bama-worshipping primitives.

Smart guy, despite his organizational affiliations, if that's the case.

We agreed however the inventor-manufacturer should've expanded his line of merchanise, to include a blow-up doll of 0bama, with big red lips; one suspects that would go over big with the bug-eyed lying titty primitive for those times he feels queer.

And then some sort of wooden figure of 0bama, with separate moving wooden parts, such as a stick underneath the pants below the waist, where one pulls a lever or a string, and the stick goes from pointed down, to pointed out, underneath the pants.

With the obligatory big red lips, and one has to recall the myth about the size of a particular organ on black men......no doubt such an 0bama toy would be a big hit with the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher.

Geezuz, and the primitives are those who think those old-fashioned lawn decorations of a black jockey are offensive.

Damn.

[JohnnyReb]

Geezuz, and the primitives are those who think those old-fashioned lawn decorations of a black jockey are offensive.

Damn.

Yeah, but they put this lawn jockey in the White House.....that makes it different.

[franksolich]

Yeah, but they put this lawn jockey in the White House.....that makes it different.

One really doubts the primitives have sufficiently sophisticated cerebral capacities to understand the subliminal, and those 0bama-in-the-boxes are as subliminal as all Hell, every single old racial stereotype and caricature embedded in them.

That's why we suspect they were designed and marketed by a secret member of the Ku Klux Klan or something, knowing he'd be making some big bucks off the primitives, and the primitive-like.

And this is from two lily-white guys in Nebraska; of course, race has never been a big issue here--but here you have two guys utterly unaffected by race, who wouldn't have these things with ten miles of their homes, they're so offensive.

I have lots of books on non-sound-based popular culture, and in one of them's an illustration from a "darky toy" offered by Montgomery, Ward in 1903, three paddles on which are painted faces of "darkies" looking eerily similar to the babbling sister primitive's new toys.  A rod passes through the handles of the paddles.  A ball is included.  One tosses the ball at the three rotating "darkies," aiming to hit them so as to make them spin.

I have no opinion on race, other than that too much is made of it, but man, I imagine the babbling sister primitive makes David Duke look like a paragon of tolerance.

And the dirty, squalid, sleazy, trashy, barbaric, primitives think they're superior to decent and civilized people in the south who have traditional values on race?

Yeah, right.

[miskie]

I cant help but to think that this item is produced as an insult to 0bama, and the DUmmys seem to not understand it.

Everything from the subtle racist design to the pose that reminds one of this...

[franksolich]

I cant help but to think that this item is produced as an insult to 0bama, and the DUmmys seem to not understand it.

Everything from the subtle racist design to the pose that reminds one of this...

What next?

Shelley-0's pancake mix?

I'm sure the primitives would eat that up, too.

[HACKSAW]

She must weigh 400lbs or so.  How ******* lazy do you have to be to have a TV mounted above your monitor, so you don't have to turn around to watch it.   

I'm thinking her husband did that to keep her fat ass in the computer room!

[djones520]

I'm thinking her husband did that to keep her fat ass in the computer room!

 

[USA4ME]

babylonsister

My dear sweet husband got me a tv to put above my 'puter so I can watch the news and 'chat' about it vs. having to turn around or leave the room. That was so very sweet.

I wonder just how may DUmmies spent virtually all day yesterday at the DUmp rather than with their family and friends?  I have absolutely no doubt that a majority of them were either on the computer at the DUmp while their kids were unwrapping presents or were hurrying them up so they could log on.

"Dad, when is Mom going to come in here and see what Santa brought us and we'll all unwrap our presents?"

"I'm sorry, kids.  Go ahead and upwrap you gifts and play with your things, because Mom's not coming."

No doubt babbleonsister was one of them.  And there were many, many, many of the DUmmies just like that.

At least the kids know where Mommy is 24/7.

.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

One really doubts the primitives have sufficiently sophisticated cerebral capacities to understand the subliminal, and those 0bama-in-the-boxes are as subliminal as all Hell, every single old racial stereotype and caricature embedded in them.

That's why we suspect they were designed and marketed by a secret member of the Ku Klux Klan or something, knowing he'd be making some big bucks off the primitives, and the primitive-like.

And this is from two lily-white guys in Nebraska; of course, race has never been a big issue here--but here you have two guys utterly unaffected by race, who wouldn't have these things with ten miles of their homes, they're so offensive.

I have lots of books on non-sound-based popular culture, and in one of them's an illustration from a "darky toy" offered by Montgomery, Ward in 1903, three paddles on which are painted faces of "darkies" looking eerily similar to the babbling sister primitive's new toys.  A rod passes through the handles of the paddles.  A ball is included.  One tosses the ball at the three rotating "darkies," aiming to hit them so as to make them spin.

I have no opinion on race, other than that too much is made of it, but man, I imagine the babbling sister primitive makes David Duke look like a paragon of tolerance.

And the dirty, squalid, sleazy, trashy, barbaric, primitives think they're superior to decent and civilized people in the south who have traditional values on race?

Yeah, right.

You almost expect the doll to sing "Mammee" when ya pull it's string. Ridiculous looking, if not a tad racist.