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Offline Tantal

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Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« on: December 24, 2008, 11:12:20 PM »
Well, Mrs. Tantal and I had decided that we weren't going to get each other anything for Christmas this year.....mainly because we pretty much have everything of importance. Well, I break the rule and get her a little something, but nothing major. She then says "well, I got you a little something too." So, she hands me this bag that feels empty. I go through the tissue paper and find a small white stick with 2 parallel blue lines across these little windows. Apparently the real gift will be here in about 8 1/2 months. Just thought I'd share. :-)
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 11:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 24, 2008, 11:12:20 PM
Well, Mrs. Tantal and I had decided that we weren't going to get each other anything for Christmas this year.....mainly because we pretty much have everything of importance. Well, I break the rule and get her a little something, but nothing major. She then says "well, I got you a little something too." So, she hands me this bag that feels empty. I go through the tissue paper and find a small white stick with 2 parallel blue lines across these little windows. Apparently the real gift will be here in about 8 1/2 months. Just thought I'd share. :-)

WOOT!

Way to go and congrats!!!

That's the nicest "Someone peed on somthing and gave it to me" story I have ever heard also.

Usually those don't end well. :-)
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 11:16:40 PM »
Congratulations, sir!

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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2008, 11:30:46 PM »
Congrats!

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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2008, 12:16:30 AM »
Congrats, you two make great looking kids!
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2008, 03:08:37 AM »
Congratulations to you and Mrs Tantal.
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2008, 01:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 24, 2008, 11:12:20 PM
Well, Mrs. Tantal and I had decided that we weren't going to get each other anything for Christmas this year.....mainly because we pretty much have everything of importance. Well, I break the rule and get her a little something, but nothing major. She then says "well, I got you a little something too." So, she hands me this bag that feels empty. I go through the tissue paper and find a small white stick with 2 parallel blue lines across these little windows. Apparently the real gift will be here in about 8 1/2 months. Just thought I'd share. :-)

Awwww, congratulations to you and Mrs. Tantal!  :-)
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2008, 01:54:32 PM »
Wow!  Congratulations!
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2008, 01:57:39 PM »
Thats no fair!  You gave her that present.   :-)

Congrats man!
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2008, 04:00:38 PM »
Awwwwwww how sweet! :bawl:  Congrats!
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2008, 04:04:13 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on December 24, 2008, 11:16:26 PM
WOOT!

Way to go and congrats!!!

That's the nicest "Someone peed on somthing and gave it to me" story I have ever heard also.

Usually those don't end well. :-)

I was trying to find a nice way to say that.  You beat me to it.

Congrats :)
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2008, 04:57:01 PM »
That's awesome Tantal!  Congrats!
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2008, 09:20:23 PM »
Congrats to Mom & Dad!!!

Pretty cool way to tell you too.
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2008, 01:54:42 AM »
Woot!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Strangest Christmas Gift Evah!
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2008, 08:12:07 AM »
Congrats!! 
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