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Offline Schadenfreude

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« on: December 22, 2008, 09:02:35 PM »
I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU.  :naughty:

Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts.   :-)
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 09:04:09 PM »
I was wondering where you were, baby.  My yule log is burning for you.

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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 09:05:21 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:02:35 PM
I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU.  :naughty:

Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts.   :-)


I have as many friends as posts and twice as many views as posts!
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 09:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 09:04:09 PM
I was wondering where you were, baby.  My yule log is burning for you.

 :drool:

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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 09:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 09:04:09 PM
I was wondering where you were, baby.  My yule log is burning for you.

 :drool:

You know I can't resist your burning yule log....  :-*

I am actually woefully behind on my Christmas obligations (I don't want to say obligations, that sounds bad, perhaps a better word is "traditions").

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 09:09:20 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on December 22, 2008, 09:05:21 PM
I have as many friends as posts and twice as many views as posts!


Oh yeah, I have 20x as many views as posts.  :tongue: and as many PMs as I have friends.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 09:12:29 PM »
More me....  :innocent:



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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 09:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
You know I can't resist your burning yule log....  :-*

I am actually woefully behind on my Christmas obligations (I don't want to say obligations, that sounds bad, perhaps a better word is "traditions").



Me too.  I just today found my mistletoe boxers.  They were under the bed.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 09:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 09:12:57 PM
Me too.  I just today found my mistletoe boxers.  They were under the bed.

Now how would we manage that one unless we were both very short?  :lmao:
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 09:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:13:51 PM
Now how would we manage that one unless we were both very short?  :lmao:

Maybe it was a high bed.  Or we were high.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 09:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 09:16:03 PM
Maybe it was a high bed.  Or we were high.

This sounds a bit like Alice in Wonderland.  :uhsure:
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 09:21:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:17:27 PM
This sounds a bit like Alice in Wonderland.  :uhsure:

Which brings us back to the subtle message of the mistletoe boxers.
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 09:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on December 22, 2008, 09:21:20 PM
Which brings us back to the subtle message of the mistletoe boxers.

So it does....

hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head.  :lmao:

on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one.  :hammer:
« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 09:29:33 PM by Schadenfreude »
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Offline Lord Undies

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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 09:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:25:21 PM

on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one.  :hammer:

Even I don't feel THAT silly.
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« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2008, 11:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:02:35 PM
I have 76 friends and 1872 views on my profile page at CU.  :naughty:

Someone else has half as many friends and not nearly as many views and 80x as many posts.   :-)


After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....

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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2008, 11:54:55 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 23, 2008, 11:07:01 AM
After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....

 :evillaugh:

What do that call hitting your own page?  Auto-counterism?  Self-voyeurism?
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2008, 02:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:25:21 PM
So it does....

hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head.  :lmao:

on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one.  :hammer:

At least it didn't require you telling them why you were naked when you fell on something. A lot of funny news stories feature that. :-)
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2008, 03:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:25:21 PM
So it does....

hey, I have bragging rights as I had my own medical emergency today.... yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head.  :lmao:

on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one.  :hammer:



"Brain! Brain!  What is brain?!"
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2008, 04:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 22, 2008, 09:25:21 PM
yay! I am one of those people you hear about with a foreign object in their head.  :lmao:

on edit: any smart ass asks..."brain?" Ima gonna pop 'em one.  :hammer:

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger"

Hmmm.......................blond................their head......I don't know.  Lack there of..............a brain??

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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 06:47:41 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on December 23, 2008, 04:23:53 PM
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger"

Hmmm.......................blond................their head......I don't know.  Lack there of..............a brain??



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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 11:29:20 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2008, 01:24:50 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 23, 2008, 11:07:01 AM
After the first few hundred times, I'd have thought you'd tire of re-reading that page....

 :evillaugh:

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