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Offline Carl

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What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
« on: December 21, 2008, 11:20:32 AM »
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Turborama (176 posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:35 AM
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What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
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Edited on Sun Dec-21-08 10:39 AM by Turborama

I'm doing a total of 20 hours DJing over the Christmas period and have already got quite a lot of Christmas tunes. I'm always up for suggestions, though...


Edit: to add my current fave...

The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVe-5JrmckM


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notadmblnd  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:39 AM
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1. here comes Santa with a sack of shit.
   http://www.imeem.com/mpainter1990/music/Erfndyx3/santa_...

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RUMMYisFROSTED  (1000+ posts)        Sun Dec-21-08 10:41 AM
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4. Merry F'n X-mas
   Sung in the dulcet tones of Mr. Garrison.

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry ****ing Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and ****ing celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry ****ing Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and ****ing celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry ****ing Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry ****ing Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry ****ing Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

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DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:45 AM
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9. None by No One and the Nobodies

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Donkeykick  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:45 AM
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10. 12 days of Christmas.
   The one that is made fun of on the radio. "Fine, if you you know so much about it, you rig up the lights."

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nothingtoofear (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 12:11 PM
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30. IF I hear another cheesy Christmas song I swear I'm going to go postal on the next radio I see.

Let your black and evil hearts revel in your despair.
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Re: What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 11:29:43 AM »
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notadmblnd  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:39 AM
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1. here comes Santa with a sack of shit.

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Re: What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 12:23:24 PM »
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notadmblnd  (1000+ posts)          Sun Dec-21-08 10:39 AM
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1. here comes Santa with a sack of shit.

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Re: What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 12:52:41 PM »
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13. Harry Belafonte
   
I don't know the name but the lyrics start out with, "Long ago in Bethlehem so the holy Bible say, Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ was born on Chrisamas Day."

That's actually a good one.  (Must be a mole.)
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Re: What are your favorite Christmas songs/tunes?
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2008, 05:41:02 PM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on December 21, 2008, 12:52:41 PM
That's actually a good one.  (Must be a mole.)

that's one of my favs...it's called "Mary's Boy Child", I think.
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