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Offline bijou

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Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« on: December 17, 2008, 11:10:54 AM »

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PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman. ...
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No food was involved in the commission of this crime.
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Flor
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 11:30:57 AM »
Quote from: bijou on December 17, 2008, 11:10:54 AM
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No food was involved in the commission of this crime.

Are you sure?  I think she was wanting to see if he was trying out a new 'clam dip'.  :bolt:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Flor
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 12:31:00 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 17, 2008, 11:30:57 AM
Are you sure?  I think she was wanting to see if he was trying out a new 'clam dip'.  :bolt:
Nah...crab chowder.   :lmao:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 12:40:07 PM »
Only in Florida.................... :rotf:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 12:48:53 PM »
WTF is wrong with people in Florida  :thatsright:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 12:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on December 17, 2008, 12:48:53 PM
WTF is wrong with people in Florida  :thatsright:
They're all yankees?   :fuelfire:


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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 01:29:41 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 17, 2008, 12:49:49 PM
They're all yankees?   :fuelfire:


*runs*
 :uhsure:

Great point...........completely slipped my mind
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 01:30:14 PM »
I CANNOT believe they published that detail.
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 01:47:05 PM »
Dude, yur the tuna in a tuna salad sammich. 

I just heard that in a staff meeting and I cracked. :evillaugh:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 01:47:55 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on December 17, 2008, 01:30:14 PM
I CANNOT believe they published that detail.

I want to know if she at least pulled of a sniff before she got punked.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 01:57:52 PM »
There's a lesson in there for you women; wait until he tosses his underwear into the laundry basket (or on the floor, as case may be) and then sniff his shorts.  If he goes commando, sniff the crotch of his pants.

At least that's what I do when I suspect my wife's been cheating.    :uhsure:

(Waiting for the "Suspect no longer, USA4ME" comments)   :asssmack:

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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 02:04:12 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 17, 2008, 01:57:52 PM
There's a lesson in there for you women; wait until he tosses his underwear into the laundry basket (or on the floor, as case may be) and then sniff his shorts.  If he goes commando, sniff the crotch of his pants.

At least that's what I do when I suspect my wife's been cheating.    :uhsure:

(Waiting for the "Suspect no longer, USA4ME" comments)   :asssmack:

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I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'.  :uhsure:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 02:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 17, 2008, 02:04:12 PM
I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'.  :uhsure:

I think I agree.   :spork:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2008, 02:31:17 PM »
What, these idiots don't have "Cheaters" in Florida? 

Calling Joey Greco!
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 03:54:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 17, 2008, 02:04:12 PM
I think I would rather have him cheat and get away with it than to sniff his shorts. Just sayin'.  :uhsure:

Sure, that's what you tell US....

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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Flor
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2008, 04:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 17, 2008, 01:47:55 PM
I want to know if she at least pulled of a sniff before she got Spunked.  :evillaugh:
:rotf:

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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Flor
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2008, 04:12:09 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 17, 2008, 04:01:14 PM
:rotf:



Spunked?  :rotf: Ok, what does that word mean?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2008, 04:14:30 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 17, 2008, 03:54:46 PM
Sure, that's what you tell US....

 :lmao:

I mean really, if it were intended that you sniff nether regions, your nose would be in a different place.  :p
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2008, 06:12:00 PM »
Riskay...........WARNING: LANGUAGE ALERT for those of you with sensitive ears. :-)

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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2008, 06:20:31 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 17, 2008, 06:12:00 PM
Riskay...........WARNING: LANGUGE ALERT for those of you with sensitive ears. :-)

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I knew that video was coming! :rotf:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2008, 06:49:54 PM »
Oh goodness, that vid will have to be watched when family is not present.  :innocent:
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Re: Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (Florida)
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2008, 07:29:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on December 17, 2008, 06:49:54 PM
Oh goodness, that vid will have to be watched when family is not present.  :innocent:
Why whatever for? :fuelfire: :evillaugh:
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