Oh my.
I think however I'll wait until the mountain man primitive, the ThomWVA primitive, chimes in.
The mountain man primitive, in his 60s now, alleges to be an atheist.
Actually, the mountain man primitive is no such thing.
To the mountain man primitive, Jack is the Father, Bobby the Christ, and Vast Teddy the Holy Spirit.
Really.
I'll bet the mountain man primitive's house is decorated with icons of the Kennedys, and that he has candles burning, incense smoking, and chants.