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Offline Chris_

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McDonalds Happy Meal toy Bionicle 2 has a schwantz
« on: December 16, 2008, 09:17:25 PM »
I wish I had a scanner here at work.

Folks, I am telling you, the picture on the front of it is a "Transformer" type toy with a MASSIVE cannon between its legs.  It looks like a HUGE happy-maker.

Get it if you can -- it has to be Bionicle #2

I have Googled the hell out of this and can't find a thing.  Those of you with better Google-fu might be able to find something.

If I can scan it soon, I will.

Folks, note the date/time -- I broke this story!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: McDonalds Happy Meal toy Bionicle 2 has a schwantz
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 09:22:45 PM »
This one?




Don't Google "Bionicle penis".  It was weird.
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Re: McDonalds Happy Meal toy Bionicle 2 has a schwantz
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 09:32:09 PM »
This one?




Don't Google "Bionicle penis".  It was weird.

Close -- it has a black tank-like cannon turret attached a little higher.
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Re: McDonalds Happy Meal toy Bionicle 2 has a schwantz
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 09:44:46 PM »




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Re: McDonalds Happy Meal toy Bionicle 2 has a schwantz
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 10:04:41 PM »


That is very close to the most horrifying thing I have seen this week on the interweb.
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