Man gets 3-6 years in chicken, fork assaults

[bijou]

JACKSON (AP) — An Ypsilanti man will spend at least three years in prison for attacking a woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken after stabbing his mother with a fork.

Jackson County Circuit Judge John McBain on Thursday sentenced Frederick McKaney, 40, to three to six years.

McKaney pleaded guilty in October to felonious assault and domestic assault.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother with a fork at her house and later exchanged words with another woman as he rode a stolen bicycle. They said McKaney hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close.

Defense attorney Phillip Berkemeier said McKaney was provoked by the second woman, who used a racial slur. McKaney is black, and the victim is white.

http://www.grandhaventribune.com/paid/341423757935007.bsp

What a fowl deed.

[Chris_]

3 years in prison?  That's a poultry sum.   

[bijou]

3 years in prison?  That's a poultry sum.   

He should have fried for what he did.

[Chris_]

He should have fried for what he did.

Nah, he'll be embroiled in court appeals for years.

[Chris_]

3 years in prison?  That's a poultry sum.   :-)

For such a fowl deed, I agree.

The judge was a chicken shit.  After time served, I wonder hour much time he'll spend in the pen?  Either way, this guy was plucked over.  His goose was cooked.

[Chris_]

For such a fowl deed, I agree.

The judge was a chicken shit.  After time served, I wonder hour much time he'll spend in the pen?  Either way, this guy was plucked over.  His goose was cooked.

You were on a roll there, but that last one laid an egg.

[DumbAss Tanker]

That dirty motherforker!

 

[Chris_]

That dirty motherforker!

 

...now he's gonna do jail tine.   

[thundley4]

Stick a f......., oh never mind. 

[Randy]

3-6 is alot for a Fork n Chicken